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Beer Whore

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , on June 29, 2008 by mikayla1

 Yes, I fully admit it, I am a BEER Connoisseur WHORE!  No frilly-foo-foo mixed drink for me.  Hell nawwww, give me a Corona Light with lime and I am a  happy, happy girl.  Give me 5 and I am a HORNY, HORNY girl!

So, last night my hubby and I went to a party sans the kids.  (For those of you with hangovers, ‘Sans’ means without).  Anyway, my husband is not a big drinker.  In fact, I think I have seen him drunk maybe twice in our whole relationship.  He prefers to stay alert most times.

Me, well I am the opposite.  I enjoy drinking socially.  I love to sit on my back deck with a cold beer and our firepit going.  I like to relax with a cold one every so often.  I like to go to parties with my friends and have a few beers and just have fun.  Such was the case last night.  A few good friends, some good food, good conversation and some drinks.

Now, my hubby is a whiskey man.  His drink of choice is a 7 and 7.  To which I say, ‘ick!’ with a capital I.  Not only do I hate the taste of whiskey, but I once had a very bad experience when I got very sick on some very expensive whiskey.  Here is the story.  We had completely depleted our beer, wine coolers and Mad Dog 20/20 stash and needed something else to drink.  This was during the pre-21 days when you stole from your parent’s liquor cabinets or paid your older friends to get the alcohol for you.  Anyway, we were out and still wanted to get MORE drunk.  One of our friends ran home and came back with a bottle of whiskey.  Not just ANY whiskey mind you, but a collector’s edition ‘Chicago Fire’ (as in the cow and the barn, not the soccer team) bottle of whiskey.  It was unopened, of course, what idiot would open it and actually DRINK it?  Well, we were all idiots and we opened it, and we drank it, and most of us got very, very sick.  Add to that the ass-whopping our friend got for stealing it AND drinking it - it was not the best move ever.  However, it definitely turned me off of whiskey forever.  Nothing says ’stay away’ more than puking off your boyfriend’s balcony at 4:00 am and tasting nasty regurgitated whiskey for 4 days after.  No thanks.

However, my hubby LOVES his whiskey.  He indulged in quite a few of them.  The first few were mild - couldn’t even smell it.  The last ones were - well, let’s just say, I got sick to my tummy from across the room!  The more he drank, the more frisky he became.  The more I drank, the more I grabbed his crotch.  We knew it was time to go when we almost fucked in my friend’s bathroom. 

We get home, pay the sitter and rush to the bedroom.  My hubby was sooooo on fire!  Drunk sex = take charge sex for him - and this is alllll good for me.  He was grabbing at me, stuffing his cock down my throat, talking dirty - he was totally in control.  I was such a beer whore - just eating up the attention and talking as dirty as a sailor on his first leave in 2 years!  We were 100% in the ‘drunk sex zone!’

So, time comes for me to get off my knees (yes, because of doing THAT) and get onto the bed.  I lay down, my panties are ripped off, my legs pushed apart and my hubby is diving into my snatch like a man possessed.  Licking, fingering, touching - oh, it was good.  VERY, VERY GOOD.  Then his paced slowed a bit….then it slowed A LOT.  I look down and my hubby is lying on my thigh, with his tongue hanging out in a sort of half-assed effort to reach my pussy, his fingers are in me but not moving and he is, for lack of a better term, passed out cold!  No shit!

I lay there for a moment - in mid-orgasm mind you - and think, ‘you are fucking kidding me?  He fell asleep while eating me out!’   I was less than pleased!  I give my thigh a little shake, no movement.  I move my leg, his head falls between my legs.  ‘Holy shit - he passed out!’  OK, so I am now not so pissed - he can’t help it that he passed out cold.  I am still close to orgasm - and buzzed out of my brains - so I grab my bullet and finish myself off.  He doesn’t even move - not an inch, not a milimeter - he is dead to the world.

So, I do what any good wife would do - I go and clean myself up, put on my pajamas, take 4 Motrin and down a bottle of water (the cure for any beer hangover) and go to bed.  I leave him, as is, ass naked out to the world, lying on our bed.  The dog sniffs his ass once then comes up to join me and we go to sleep, peacefully. 

This morning I wake up at my customary time and he has not moved.  I poke him to see if he is breathing - he is - and then I think….well, there is always tonight. I get my boys up, I make breakfast, I feel fine.  Eventually I hear the moans from the bedroom and give my hubby a very LOUD ‘GOOD MORNING!’  I think that was punishment enough.

‘I will NEVER drink again…..’ he says with a pained look.  I know he will, and I know I will too.  I am too much of a Beer Whore to not drink anymore.  I will tell ya this though, I will make sure I cum first next time, so if he passes out, I have gotten mine!

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Dirty Girl

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , , on June 25, 2008 by mikayla1

Oh, I am such a dirty, dirty girl.  My hubby has been gone for a whole week.  He came home late last Friday night.  Saturday night he had plans with his buddy, Sunday night I had plans with the girls, and Monday our youngest son was up late with a little cold.  What does all this mean?  No chance for REAL sex. We had a quickie on Saturday, but I wanted “THE” sex.  THe sex that suggests how much he missed being in me while he was away, the sex that beats all other kinds of sex. The sex that confirms how much he needs, wants and desires me.  That sex.

So, here we are on Wednesday - did we have THE sex yet?  Inquiring minds want to know.

YES, YES, holy crap YES!

Last night it happend and I was a very, very dirty girl.  I knew that it was heading that direction first thing in the morning when I got out of bed to go to the gym and my hubby rolled over and grabbed my left breast.  He never wakes up when I leave, but in his half stuper he was coherent enough to give me a little tweak…

“Time for that later,”  I whisper to him softly. 

Then off I went.  When I returned I went immediately to the shower. I was smelly and sweaty and just wanted to wash my hair.  I heard the door open and looked to see if it was my son or the dog.  It was my hubby, who peaked in on me.

“Damn, I can’t wait to touch that body tonight, make sure you shave everywhere,” he said while grabbing my breast again!

Now I am really horny and ready and I have the whole day to wait.  I sent him some very suggestive e-mail messages, a few quick phone calls to tell him what I want to do TO him, and a looonng evening later and we were both ready for the boys to go to bed - and they did, EARLY!

In the bedroom, we are both eager and ready to fuck and be fucked. 

“Get naked, get on the bed, and get ready for me,” he says while heading toward the bathroom.

I know that this means masturbate with my fingers or a toy - so I decide on my large, realistic dildo and a bullet.  I know that the sight of me fucking myself with the dildo will get him instantly hard, and I feel like a dirty girl.  I start slowly, already wet from the anticipation.  Working myself good with the dildo, slowly buildig up to my orgasm.  In comes my hubby, he slides in next to me and takes the dildo from my hand, whispering,

“oh you have to do better than that baby, let me make you cum.”

So on he goes, thrusting in and out and my bullet on my clit.  I love it when he plays with our toys with me.  It is so totally arousing to know that he is watching me, peering at my expressions, evaluating my body movements.  It doesn’t take but a few moments for me to be writhing on the bed, trying to stiffle my screams.  Once I came, he takes out the dildo and brings it to my mouth,

“you are a dirty girl, lick your juices off that cock.”

Now I am convinced that this session is gonna be the death of me.  He rarely speaks this dirty to me, and I think in all our years of sex, he has only done this specific activity once or twice.  I was soooo turned on I could barely stand it.

He watches me taste myself and then takes the dildo from my hand.  He gets on top of me and enters my mouth with his cock.  Large, hard, throbbing.  I am eager to take it, I am masterfully sucking, licking and tonguing him and he is moaning and groaning and applauding my effort with his movements and words.  I love it when I get feedback and I love it when HE loves what I am doing.  He fucks my mouth for what seemed like forever in a second….I so love doing it that it could never be enough.  He withdraws and smiles, giving me instructions,

“spread those legs and raise that ass, I am gonna fuck you harder than you have been fucked in years….”

I do as I am told and he enters me in one, fluid thrust.  I am a bit confused now, but happily so.  He doesn’t usually go this quickly to sex when we have been apart a while.  I am not complaining, I am just holding my legs apart and enjoying the warmness that we are making and the sensations of him inside me.  It doesn’t take long and I am cumming and writhing and clenching…delicious tightness takes over and I feel my hubby bury himself deep within me, shooting that well deserved hotness into me. 

He takes a moment to compose himself, shivering and sweating.  He withdraws his cock and brings it once again to my mouth,

“now suck your juices from this cock, dirty girl,” he says and sticks it in my mouth.

Again, I do as I am told and I am loving the new ‘take charge’ man hovering above me.  I feel my hubby getting harder.  He never truly went down, which makes going back up a little easier.  I lick and sroke and such and tongue until he is hard once again.  His cum is oozing out of me, like a sweet river of love.  My hubby reaches down and grabs my pussy lips and pulls gently.  I am still on the verge of another orgasm and that is about to do it. 

Once hard enough for his liking, he turns me over to my stomach, and pulls me to the end of the bed.

“we will have to wash the sheets, cause you are gonna gush all over!”

I am ready for whatever he has in store for me, and I perch my ass up as far as I can and he thrusts his cock into my very wet pussy once more.  He is going slowly, purposefully.  He grabs the lube that is on the bed and I feel something going into my ass.  I love DP and so does he, but I didn’t even know he had a toy around.

“dirty girl, do you want me in your ass or a vibrator,” he asks me by bending to my ear?

“you, please,” I respond breathlessly.

He pulls out of my pussy and starts to slowly, slowly stick his cock into my ass.  I am feeling unbelievably horny.  I love anal sex.  He reaches down and gives me one of my bigger vibrators to work into my own pussy,

“you can take that in your pussy, dirty girl, while I fuck your ass.”

That statement puts me over the edge quickly, and I cum without even getting the vibe in!  I take a second then start to work it in.  I no sooner get it in and I start to orgasm again…I can feel the anal orgasm working and my hubby, knowing me well, starts to thrust faster and a little deeper. 

“oh damn, I am gonna cum hard baby,”  I say to him, breathlessly.

That about does it for him. He continues to thrust, I am cumming liek mad, I feel my G-spot going and he is holding off….panting, panting…moaning….groaning….then….gush….wetness all down my legs and I am shaking as hard as I have ever shaken.  He explodes into me and cries out,

“ooohhh fuccckkkkkkk yeahhhhhh!”

We are both done, spent, completely sated.  Done.  Finito. 

He looks at me after withdrawing and asks,

“so, my dirty girl, is THAT the kind of sex you were talking about in your blog?”

“why yes, I do believe it was!  I love you!,” I respond, heaving and exhausted.

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Leading with my Vagina?

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , on June 24, 2008 by mikayla1

 Happy Tuesday blogging world!  Time for another refection - which I am sorry to bore you with - but I have to reason this out.  Anyway, I was on the discussion forum of the site I do sex toy reviews for and there was this newbie who introduced himself by posting a picture of his cock.  It was a nice cock.  Long, hard, uncircumcised - very nice cock.  Anyway, one of the persons on forum replied to his post by saying, “Always lead with your Brain, not your Penis.”  Which I found clever and interesting.  However, it got me thinking (see the smoke rising from my ears?) - about what I lead with?

I mean, I have yet to post naked pictures of my breasts or any other part on the fourm or on my blog (although, I am considering doing that soon, for those whom have asked for it), and I know that I have a brain, and I use it.  However, this is my concern:  if I talk about sex 98% of the time - sexual issues, sex toys, having sex - does this mean that to those who do not ‘know me’ I am just a talking vagina?

I know, this is probably a gross overstatement, but I am really concerned about that impression.  Don’t misunderstand, I love sex, I love learning about sex, I love expressing my sexuality.  I also love to help people by discussing sexual issues.  In that regard, I am not at all embarrassed or ashamed that I talk about sex A LOT.  However, do I come off like an oversexed one trick pony (or pussy)?  Do people assume that all I know and all I can talk about is sex, fucking, toys, orgasms, anal sex, bondage or BDSM?  I sure hope not, cause there is more to me (even if those other things are not particularly interesting when put against the sexual spectrum) than just these things.

Or, looked at another way, if my identity IS tied into my sexualness - my ability to and preference for being sexual - should that be a problem?  DO I really CARE if people think I am just about sex?  If I truly do help people (which I think I do) and I truly do give good advice, help my friends, know what I am talking about, then does it matter if this is my ‘thing.’ Does it really matter if people think Mikayla = sex.  I mean, there are worst things to be linked up with, right?  If it was Mikayla=bitch or Mikayla=stupid, then that would be Baaddd, right?

Ugghhh, I guess I am just gonna have to accept my lot in life - and know that I am a sexual person who likes to talk sex.  If that means that I am a talking Vagina, well, I guess there are worse things to be.

 

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Sex on the Brain…

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , on June 21, 2008 by mikayla1

Yes, it is true, I have SEX ON THE BRAIN!  Why, why do you ask?  Well, my hubby has been gone ALLLLLL week.  He was supposed to return yesterday afternoon, but he got stuck at the friggin’ airport and didn’t make it home until 12:00 am!  Now, I am willing to sacrifice many things for sex, but last night I was too damn tired to even sacrifice sleep for it!  Plus, he was in a piss-poor mood, and I wasn’t gonna get the quality fucking that I want.

What do I mean by quality fucking?  Well, I have had a hankerin’ for that ‘take me now’ experience.  I almost had it before my hubby left for his trip, when he threw my up against the bed and took me doggy style.  It was heavenly being taken in that manner.  However, what I am looking for is a more complete package.  I want the ‘you are GONNA do what I TELL you to do’ experience.  I want the ‘YOU are my SEX PUPPET’ experience.  I want the NEED to be animalistic and for me to be the subject of his desire.  Does that make sense?

I realize that some people would kill just to have sex on a regular basis, and it is probably not fair for me to be complaining (not really complaining) but desiring a different type of sex.  Couples have distinct ways they have sex.  Don’t know what I mean, let me demonstrate:

(Couple A - safe sex) - These couples are safety addicts.  Condoms, dental dams, good hygiene all the way.  Never anal, no deep kissing - just the parts mingling.  Safe sex.

(Couple B - shy sex) - The shy sex couples are the ones who want to have sex, but are embarrassed.  They always have the lights off, never come above the sheets (sort of Amish-like), never actually SEE the other person.  They have a few quick movements and it is over.

(Couple C - on the sly sex) - Couples who have sex on the sly are the ones who start out doing something else, then end up having sex.  Massages for example.  They both WANT sex, but neither will initiate, so one person ends up suggesting a massage.  It never varies, and it always leads to sex.

(Couple D - anniversary sex) - These couples save sex for the special occassions.  Anniversaries, birthdays and New Year’s eve.  There is usually alcohol involved and it is a ‘treat’ to be jumping in the sack.

(Couple E - vanilla sex) - The Vanilla category has many variables.  What is basically means is this couple does the same thing, over and over. Oral for him followed by oral for her followed by a little touching, then sex.  Vanilla, no toppings.

(Couple F - sprinkle sex) - Sprinkle sex is basically vanilla sex with sprinkles.  This means, the sex is pretty much the same, but occassionally there is a sprinkling of anal sex or a different position. 

(Couple G - buffet sex) - Couples in the buffet line are at least trying different things. They are experimenting with positions, porn, toys and trying to do something they haven’t done before. 

So, when I say that I want a different kind of sex, I just mean that I am looking for a variation on our particular theme.  We have pretty good sex - and as I said, I shouldn’t complain.  However, when it has been a long time since we have had sex (due to out of town trips or my monthly cycle) then I want and crave that animalistic, you must do me now sex!  I wonder, is it unfair of me to place my own subconscious (or very conscious) predeterminations on what we will do in bed?  Is it fair that if I don’t get the kind of sex I want, I will be pouty and upset?  I am not sure.  I do know this, it is unfortunate that the kind of sex to which I refer can not be accomplished by MY actions, only his.  I can’t TELL him this is what I want, he has to just KNOW it and do it.   Ugghh, what a position to be in?  Well, we will see what happens tonight.  One thing is for sure, it WILL be SEX!

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Doing it DOGGY STYLLEEE……arf arf

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , on June 17, 2008 by mikayla1

Yeah, I know, super cheesy.  I keep envisoning Jim Carrey in “Bruce Almighty” when he is outside training his dog, singing that song…..ugggh, my brain is fried.

Anyway, this post is really not about THAT, but it is about sex - as per usual.  It is no surprise that I love doggy style.  I find it passionate (while others find it distant), I find it intimate (while others swear it isn’t) and I find is spectacular for orgasms (while others say that they can’t orgasm in DS) - I guess I am an oddball.

Well, the other night was hot sex night because my hubby is going out of town (well, actually he is already out of town) and I wanted to spice it up MORE than normal.  I decided to don the sex wear - thong undies (still not ready for them), corset, high heeled boots.

SIDE NOTE:  I am not supposed to be wearing heels of any size, particularly 5 inchers.  I have a knee injury and was told specifically NOT to wear heels. 

I put my own interests aside (as I was only gonna STAND in them.  So there I am, all dressed for sex and my hubby comes in and flips out.  “Whoaaa, I haven’t seen ya in boots in a long, long time.”  I could tell my aching knee was worth the pain!

So, he instantly comes up and turns me around so I am facing our bed (which is very high) and starts to run his hands over my tits, neck, ass, between my legs.  I LOVE when he takes control like that.  He goes down and moves my thong over (in that regard, thongs RULE) and begins to eagerly lick, suck and finger me to a very, very quick orgasm.  Followed by a few more…..

Then, the corset came off and I went down….to my knees for some fantastic oral (if I do say so myself) and I had my hubby begging….BEG-gin to fuck me.  That I love.  Up I went to my feet, thong off, legs spread and over the bed I went.  The wonder of high heels is that it put me in PERFECT alignment with his cock.  It was heavenly!  My hair being pulled back and my pussy being ridden like a horny horse!  I was totally in a sex state!  Add a mini-bullet to my clit and I was rocketting off the orgasms like crazy.  Then, add an anal vibe and I was squirting everywhere…..it was AAWWWEEEESSSSOOOOMMMMEEEE!

Gotta love doin’ it DOGGY STYLE…in HEELS!

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Get the lube and I will stick it in….

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , on June 14, 2008 by mikayla1

Happy weekend Blogging Buds……..it is super sunny here in Chi-town and we FINALLY have some nice weather.   Ahhhhh…..I can feel the relaxation!  I am looking forward to a weekend in the sun with my boys, and two nights of hot summer sex with my hubby!  LOVE summer sex!!!!

SIDE NOTE:  Summer Sex refers to any sex you have during summer weather - the weather where either the air conditioning is on, making your nipples STAND UP ERECT, or, warm enough weather to have the bedroom windows open and a nice breeze caressing your parts as you get hot and sweaty grinding together!

So anyway, those are my weekend plans.  I hope the rest of you have similar plans in place.

I know my one friend, Kris, does not have these plans this weekend, and that is very, very sad.  I had dinner and drinks with her last night, and after a few margs (margaritas for those of you not in the know) she was spilling her guts on her sad marriage.  She has been married for 10 years, a little less than I, and I thought she had a wonderfully fullfilling marriage.  She has no children and both she and her hubby have very powerful jobs. They have a ton of money, go on many trips and she has everything she could desire - so I thought.

During this conversation she admitted to me that her sex life is less than….well, less than.  I guess her hubby has forgotten what foreplay is, they never use toys anymore, porn and a wank is his idea of a happy Friday evening, and she has resorted to using the jets in her huge hot tub.  Not that there is anything wrong with masturbation for either of them - but when it is your ONLY source of sexual satisfaction….well, it makes me sad.

I took off my ’sex educator’s hat’ for a while last night and just listened.  Listened to her complain, vent, cry, complain some more, and search for answers.  She told me that a few nights previous she had told her hubby that she wanted to have sex.  He responded with a non-descript “OK.”  She thought this was the perfect time to unveil the new sexy undy set she bought from Victoria’s secret in hopes of reviving their sexy life.  My friend is very attractive, she has a nice body, medium breasts, flat ‘no baby had been here’ abs, and a sparkling personality.  I could not imagine that her hubby would EVER treat here the way he was about to.

So, there she was, candles lit, perched seductively on the bed, lingerie on.  She calls for her man and in he comes.  He strips down, doesn’t even look at her.  Then he says, “get the lube and I will stick it in….”  I thoguht surely she was joking, but no….he said that.  She looked at him like he was nuts, but got the lube and handed it to him. He said, ‘take the panties off, I don’;t know why you buy that shit.’ He squirted lube on him, then her and shoved his cock in.  NO KIDDING!  After a few minutes of pumping and a grab or two on her breasts he came, stayed in a second, withdrew and went to the bathroom.  When he came out he said, ‘that was great hon, night.’  Like it was OK to treat her like a $5 whore!

She was absolutely devastated.  She said that he has been treating her badly, but never THIS badly before.  I felt so awful for her, and really had nothing to say to her.  I am a woman of many words, and I was literally dumbfounded.  I mean, I am all for the quickie amidst other more fullfilling sex, but this was clearly NOT that.  This was an abuse of her and the intimacy of their marriage.  This was despicable behavior on his part.  I had nothing to say.  I just ordered her another drink and silently praised my hubby and our life.

Some people do NOT have things good in the bedroom.  I am still speechless and really, truly do not know what to tell her.  She didn’t ask for my advice, so I didn’t give it, but I did give her my support, and sometimes that is worth more than anything you could say.

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Too Busy For Sex? Blame Bush

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , on June 12, 2008 by mikayla1

 

OK, so I am sure my regular readers have noticed that I have not posted since Monday.  Why?  Well, I am busier than a Bee and don’t want to work anymore!  Oh sure, I know everyone HAS to work, and my job with TooTimid is fun, my teaching job - also fun.  However, picking up the slack while my hubby works 60-80 hours a WEEK and watching my nephew while my bro does the same is exhausting! 

You may be asking yourself, ‘your title mentions being too busy for sex, is that true?’  Well, yeah, sort of.  I mean, we usually try to have some sort of sex every day. Quickies, oral fests, masturbation nights, sex toy review nights, etc.  However, when my man leaves the house at 7:30 am and returns at 7:00 pm, it just isn’t gonna happen.  Such has been our fate the last few nights.

Oh, I have had solo time - I HAVE to have some relaxation somewhere.  Also, I gave him a blowjob the other morning to start his day with a smile.  As for SEX - all naked, foreplay, toys, fun fucking…nope, haven’t had the time.  This discourages me, frankly, because I ALWAYS make time for sex.  I always believed that sex was a stress reliever and necessary for a harmonious life.  Well, I still believe that, but my hubby’s penis doesn’t.  When he gets THIS tired, and he gets THIS stressed - what happens?  The little (OK, GIGANTIC) bugger won’t go up -not even when I say PllllEEEaaaasssee!  That makes both of us upset.

Who do I blame for this catastrophe of epic sexual proportions?  George W. Bush, of course!  He had so damaged our economy and has not done a damn thing except sent us a 1800 check - that he is the reason my sex life has been put on the back burner.  With companies restructuring, someone has to take the extra slack at the job.  This is what happened to my hubby.  They fired 3 people (thank the LORD it wasn’t him) and he has to pick up THEIR slack.  This means, more travel, more hours, more responsibility - without MORE pay!  ugggh.  George W has fucked us all up good.

At least the weekend is coming and I have a fantastic weekend of SEX and relaxation and SEX and resting and SEX and food planned.  I will get my hubby to unwind if it kills me!  We have a party and we are gonna drink, eat and then come home and FUCK and their ain’t a darn thing GWB can do about it!

We should truck on my fellow sexers - continue to be intimate in the face of the bad economy.  As I already pointed out, SEX IS FREE! 

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Wicked Weather

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , on June 9, 2008 by mikayla1

Happy Monday Blogging World! 

 I have to say, I am glad to even be alive this weekend!  I live just oustide of Chicago, and on Saturday afternoon we had one hell of a storm with about 10 local TORNADOES!  I am a great lover of storms but NOT of tornadoes - I am terrified of them!  We live in a pretty populated area and do not normally get them here, but Saturday was different.  This nasty storm was blowing up storms left and right.  We ended up in our basement for a half hour while the tornado literally lifted 1/4 mile from our house and WENT RIGHT OVER THE TOP then touched down a mile down the road!  It was the closest we have ever been to a tornado and it was terrifying beyond all belief!

The video I posted is just one of many that were taken that day, but it shows the size and strength of the tornado.  I tell you, I am surely not ready for a whole summer of this shit!  I hope everyone takes care during these odd weather times!

 

 

 

 

 

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A Good Pussy Poundin’

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , on June 7, 2008 by mikayla1

So, my hubby has been gone for the entire week.  He was SUPPOSED to come home on Thursday, but got detained and ended up returning on Friday instead.  Well, I am not sure about you all, but when my man is away, I HAVE to have sex when he comes home.  A week without any nookie is JUST NOT HAPPENING in my home or bed.

So, hubby comes home yesterday and I greet him with a nice hug and ’suggestive’ kiss.  You know what I mean, that kiss that says, ‘this is a preview to later, bring your A game baby….’  He knew what that meant as he grabbed my ass and kissed me long and hard.  Now THAT is a way to welcome home your man.  We flirted unmercilessly when we could, I grabbed his cock, he grabbed my breasts.  It was obvious that we were both gonna get some lovin’ that evening.

Fastforward to later - kids are in bed, and we are ready.  Quick trip to the bathroom to ‘primp’ which for me consisted of:  washing up for freshness (I had already shaved my pussy in anticipation), putting on some ’slut dust’ (i.e. lotion with glitter), fixing my hair, putting on my new, black and purple corset, black panties (not up to thongs again yet) and bright RED lipstick (for his dipstick).  I was ready to go.

My husband trades places with me (I go to the bedroom, he went to the bathroom) I lit the candles, put on our ’sex blanket’ (i.e. soft, fluffy blanket that is very absorbent for those squirting nights) and perch myself on the bed in as seductive of a manner as I can muster up.  Hubby washed his pecker and came in to bed.

He announced to me, “Baby, you are gonna get one hell of a pussy poundin’ tonight!” and I swear I almost orgasmed right there. 

Sometimes when we have been away from each other it is time for the quick, fast, dirty fuck.  I am not sure why, but that is how it seems to go. He jumped on the bed and dove right for my tits.  Grabbing and growling (yes, really) and licking the tops.  The corset is fairly loose, so they popped out the top easily for him to bite my nipples.  It didn’t take long and he was pushing me over, yanking off my panties and slapping my ass but hard.  As always, my ass went into the air and kind of ‘met’ his hand as he spanked me.   Mmmmmm, a good spanking! 

He roughly spread my legs to give my pussy a good slap and I was so wet you could hear it!  Ass spank, pussy slap, ass spank, pussy slap….I was in heaven!  As if knowing how close I was, he slid beneath me, thrust in a few fingers and made me cum!  Then he kept going and made me cum again and again……I decided to get out of that and turned around to deepthroat his cock (which was sticking out of the top of his boxers!)  Licking, sucking, enjoying each other, I ended up on my back with him thrusting his cock down my throat, stopping to slap my face with it, every once and a while.

When we were about ready to explode, on to my hands and knees I went as he buried himself deep, deep into my pussy in one, fluid motion.   Ohhhh, GAAAAWWWDDDD did that feel good!  I can not go this long without sex.  Pounding, pounding, pounding…I was in heavenly bliss, firmly into subspace just enjoying being tossed and turned like a sex puppet.

We did doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, back to doggy and finally we finished with me spread as wide as I could, missionary, bullet on my clit and a vibrating butt plug buried in my ass.  I can not count the amount of orgasms I had, but it was fan-fucking-tastic - and almost worth the wait!

 

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Fuckable Items Part IV - Penises, Penises Everywhere….

Posted in Mikayla's Picks with tags , , on June 4, 2008 by mikayla1

Oh, so it has been a while since I posted some of my favorite things.  My girlfriends asked me SPECIFICALLY to post pics of my favorite vibes - and so I shall - plus some other little goodies.  Here ya go girlies….if you want the links, just send me an email….

Once you go glass you will never go back…oh baby…..

Makes me squirt….every time…..no kidding….

Get yourself a proper substitute for those alone nights….this is sooooooo nice to ride……

John Holmes….did you ever wonder what if…..I sure did….

 

 

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