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Cock Explosion (Ejaculation Dildo - oh so cool)

Posted in reviews with tags Sex Toy Review on July 25, 2008 by mikayla1

OK, so my regulars (hey, I have regulars) know that I am a sex toy reviewer AND that I recently got a sexy shipment (see previous posts). Well…..in that sexy shipment was the neatest toy I think I have seen in a long, long while - an EJACULATING DILDO! Yep, you read right boys and girls - this toy not only fucks you good but it will cum on you too (and unlike a real man, you can store it under your bed) ! Can’t beat that with a stick can ya?

I have been very, very remiss in posting links to my latest toy reviews (bad Mikayla…bad, bad…I need a spanking, do I have volunteers???) Oh where was I? Oh yeah, so I have been remiss in posting my reviews so I thought it time I post a new on and give it a place of honor as a post instead of a page!

So, here is a pic of our new friend, Fred the Wonder Schlong just lying there on our bed, looking all lonely and stuff, waiting for me to pick him up and love him…..I am not sure if you can see it in the picture, but the base is bulbous (round) sort of like a turkey baster bottom - and that is EXACTLY what it is! If you remove the bottom you get a teeny, tiny turkey baster attachment!

It has already been suggested to me that I use this bad boy as my turkey baster on Thanksgiving! Hey Mom and Dad, look what I am basting your turkey with this year…yummmyyyy. That would be a hoot and a holler, but I think I will keep the Wonder Scholong for personal use! OK, so on to the ‘review’ of this item.

This realistic dong does everything but your laundry! Then again, what MAN does laundry? He is 8 inches of penetrating fun, is realistically designed with veins and a circumcised head, and he will fill you up nicely at 1 and 1′/2 inches in girth. Plus, it will cum in you. Yes, yes it will. The cum will be an artificial substance, but it makes for a nice time anyway!

So, my hubby wanted to help me use this item - all ‘fantasy threesome here we come.’ We decided that lotion would be the way to go for an ejaculate (can’t swallow it, but it would look nice and moisturize my skin too!) We filled up the little chamber (which was easy actually) and I began by giving Freddie a nice BJ. This toy tasted rather ‘toy-ish’ so that didn’t last long. We moved on to penetration and my hubby pretended that I was getting banged by another man - which always gets him super hot! I pumped Freddy in and out of my snatch feeling him hittng me inside hard. (the only bad thing about this fantasy is that guy #2 doesn’t do his share of the ‘work’). This toy was nice and filling and with my little mini-bullet I had many orgasms. Soon my hubby began to help me pump myself as he turned around for me to suck him off (no bad taste on him - lucky hubby!)

When it was time for the ‘money shot’ I got into position and began to pump on Freddy’s bulbous balls (or should I say ball) and squeezed, and squeezed and finally out came the lotion squirt onto my face and tits. It was very amusing. We continued our night with me getting fucked by my REAL wonder scholong.

This toy was great for the fantasy - and the money shot was hilarious! My hubby loves to watch me masturbate with any toy - and realistic dicks turn him on a lot. This one felt OK inside - not totally realistic - but not bad. The ejaculation part of this toy is what makes it fun.

We also had quite a bit of fun cleaning him up. We filled it with water to clean him out and then I stood over the toilet and imagined myself peeing. It was too funny! ‘Hey honey, look, I am peeing standing up!’ Big laughs! Below is a picture of the water shooting all over while I cleaned Freddy. Bad Freddy, got some on the toilet seat AND the wall! All in all this toy was loads of fun - and definitely gets the award for most ingenius toy I have seen in a while!

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Hey Sugasm…I’m Ready….(#141)

Posted in Sugasms with tags Sugasms on July 23, 2008 by mikayla1

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #142? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Comedy vs. Tragedy
“Are you on your period? What? Did he just say…”

Ian, or, Sometimes Sex is Hilarious
“In short, it isn’t sex blogger sex.”

A Wish
“I wish that you could know the indescribable pleasure of being enfolded in your warm, gentle wetness.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
Road Rage

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Forgetting
How Do You Flirt With Milk?
The Hunt
I Don’t Usually Date, but…
I have huge tits.
Men on Pointe
My Femme Cock
Nibbles and Bits: Vegetarian? Really? Doh!
Present and first love making

Sex Advice
How to Make Her Want Anal Sex
Play Safe
The Power of Suggestion- And How It Helps You Meet Women

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Gisele Bundchen Topless and Nipple Slip Pictures
HNT - Purple Lace Part Two
Lady Sascha Does HHNT
Marta - Professional
Once upon a time HNT
Pornsaint Tara Tainton
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet -HNT
Sam Bound

Sex Humor
It did not work
When your mother has more sex than you do…

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Can’t Get Enough
Fiction - The Wrong Smith Girl
Getting to fuck the neighbor 15
Harder…
In any language,…
Le Cadeaux
Nine: of nasty names
Oh Honey, Make Yourself Cum for Me
The Parking Garage
Pointless
The Ride.
Rub a Dub Dub
The Second Time Around
Slow.Soft.Hot.Perfect
Spin the bottle-the conclusion
Tits~n~Teets 2
TNT - Part 2
The Wanting
Writhe

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Can A Film Prostitute In 1930’s Shanghai Fare Any Better Than One Of The 100,000 Prostitutes Working The Streets In The City?
Donate To Satine Phoenix’s Tantric Exploration
Escort X: Find great escorts
Spanking erotica interview with Alison Tyler
The value of erotic blogging
Wanted: Your Orgasms Caught on Tape

BDSM & Fetish
Auction of a Slave
Changing Cravings For Pain: A Survey
A Beautifully Cruel Predicament Bondage Scene
Cuntwriting
Fitting Punishment
The house in Vienna
July MVK: Play piercing
Leather Retreat 2008 – The Toll Booth
Mz Berlin Gets The Bastinado And Rack Torture On Hogtied
Necessary Roughness
Routine Maintenance, pt. 2
A Scene in Three Parts … (part III)
Taken and Collared as a Sex Slave while her husband sleeps
Telegraph
Trying on new shoes, Friday night edition

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Sexy Shipment

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags masturbation, reviews, sex toys on July 21, 2008 by mikayla1

Well, as most of you know I am a Sex Toy Reviewer for TooTImid.com. REcently, one of my new ‘online friends’ asked me,

‘Mikayla, do you literally get a big box of toys in the mail or what?’

Well, yeah I do. I quite literally get sent a nice, non-descript box (as in, it doesn’t say SEX TOYS INSIDE in bold letters on the side) and it is usually full of goodies that I can then sift through and review at my leisure. I am not usually very leisurely about it, I get to it as soon as I can, cause hey, they are SEX TOYS!

I got a shipment on my front porch this weekend and took some pictures so she (and you all) can see what a typical box might contain. FYI, the dog is mine, didn’t come in the box!

As you can see from this close up and the one above, there is some stuff in there for my hubby too. I mean, I don’t have the appendage to use a Pink Lips Pussy Stroker - ya know????

THis box O Goodies had a little bit of everything - lubes, anal toys, masturbation items, cock rings, ‘man toys,’ vibrators - and my favorite - an EJACULATING DILDO! Whoot!

So as you can plainly see - I am very well taken care of when it comes to toy shipments! Now, not all boxes are this full - but most have a really nice assortment of products. I usually get some adult DVDs too - but this shipment was void of them.

So now I have to decide which toys I am gonna review first….hmmmmm, I think that ejaculating dildo is calling my name! Look for the review on these toys in my pages sections soon! Until then - HASTA!!!

Receptacle For Your Love…

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags desire, lust, need, orgasm, sex on July 19, 2008 by mikayla1

Slowly we embrace. It is heated and passionate. Quick kiss. Random grope. Nipples hard. Cock coming alive. Now is not the time. Longing looks and firey eyes saying without words what we both know we want and need. We must wait….wait until night. Wait until we can be alone. Wait until we can combine into one fluid form - two bodies connected with a heated purpose.

Daily tasks seem extra mundane - lengthly beyond words. TIme stands still and each tick of the clock seems longer than the next. We sustain the sexual energy through naughty phone calls, emails and erotic text messages.

“I need you…..I want you…..I love you……”

“I want to suck your cock, lick your nipples, fuck you hard……”

Dirty thoughts fill our minds. Unsuspecting strangers make small talk with us oblivious to the random kinky thoughts that float in and out of our minds throughout the day.

Dinner dishes can wait, laundry can be folded tomorrow. Baths done, children asleep - the time is now.

Meeting in the bedroom - naked bodies meet in the middle. Flesh hot and flushed. You touch my face with tenderness but kiss me with excited need. Your cock pushes against my thigh - a symbol of your lust. Wetness between my legs and the sweet smell of sex fills the air. Touching your ear, pulling you closer as your hand reaches down, down into my wetness. Sucking in your tongue - and emmulating another action. Moving down to your hardness - and giving it attention in the most sacred way.

Moving above your face - hands at my hips - spreading me wide. A reverse expression of each other’s need. My mouth on your cock - your mouth on my pussy - a fluid electric cycle of sexual energy. Moving, grinding, moaning.

‘You taste so good, mmmmmmm, I have waited all day.’

Ready to cum I explode in his mouth - feeling the squirt and relief. Sitting up straight - still holding your cock - I am unable to do anything but shudder in pleasure. Coming down from the high, I want you more than ever. I crawl to your cock and slide down on you slowly. Locking eyes - the heat between us rises. Hands on my hipsas I claw at your chest. Moving to the sound of our heartbeats. One single expression of erotic envisonment. You fill me completely - soul and body - and your need to release is growing near.

‘please wait….give me more…..don’t…..I beg……’

You try to hold on. More time for pleasure. I am nearing the pinnacle and soon explode in a rush, my pussy sucking you in and milking you fast…

‘I can’t wait…I have to cum now….oh fuuuckkkk…..’

Clutching and grabbing - clawing and kneading. I feel you inside - the explosion within. We unite in our pleasure, feeling the juices mingle and the hotness between us. We have become one once again and I am truly a receptacle for your love…..

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Tits~n~Teets 2

Posted in Vaca with tags naughty photos, orgasm, sex, vacation on July 15, 2008 by mikayla1

Welcome to Tits n Teets part duex (2)! Once my hubby had a taste of outdoor nekkid photoshooting, he couldn’t get enough! We were all over the yard and house taking nasty pictures. This got us both worked up and we had to get out the anxiety. We had that one session of sex that I depicted in Tits n Teets Part I - and luckily there was one more time. Twice in the scope of 9 days is NOT enough for us - so we had to make it last.

Now this picture here was taken of my perky, unenhanced boobs right before bed the day we fucked like rabbits on my in-law’s bed. If you look closely, you can still see the hard nipples underneath. I think suggesting some naughty photos created a monster in my hubby, as he just can’t get enough of the picture taking!

Now, the picture that did me in was taken outside. I am not sure what it is, but something about being partially (or fully) naked outside, with the breeze blowing against my nipples, the chance that someone will see us, it makes for a very horny environment.

This picture was taken outside RIGHT IN FRONT of my in-laws! (OOOPPSSSIIIEEE Photobucket deleted the picture. So Sad……maybe in a future post!)

If you look closely, you can see the house behind where we are taking the picture. The tree stump is in mid-yard, and they are sitting on the porch with some of their neighbors. Here I am, hoisting my shirt up to take pictures with little more than a few feet between me and my in-laws. Now THAT got me ready to fuck! As we were taking the pictures, my hubby was whispering what a dirty tramp I am for being naked outside with people just feet away. He suggested that I needed a spanking….a hard, long spanking. I could feel the wetness gathering between my legs as he was saying it and couldn’t wait to find an opportunity to take him up on it - and as it so happened, we were presented the perfect opportunity to do so. About 10 minutes after this little photo shoot, we were asked to go into town and pick up some veggies and such for dinner. Sure, we can go into town, in our SUV with the seats that fold down. Sure, no problem!

So we did. Off to the market we went, with a little detour to the neighbor’s yard with all the nice, big shade trees. Since they were at OUR house, we went to THEIR house. *giggle*

We barely pulled in and I saw the bulge in my hubby’s shorts. I unleashed his cock and began to suck it hard and fast. I was not gonna let him get to me first this time, I was getting quality cock sucking time in. We quickly realized that doing this around the console was not gonna work, so we folded the rear seats down and crawled in. HE got naked, so did I (except bra) and I continued to suck him off as he reached for my pussy which was wet and ready, but slightly out of reach. I love knowing he is straining to touch me, but barely can’t. It is a power trip and oh so arousing for me.

He wasn’t having any of that, and soon pushed me over to get to my snatch. Oh, the tongue again…lapping and licking the delicious juices out of me. I came in a matter of seconds and he kept going for more. I am not gonna argue, as I buck my hips up and wrap my ankles around his head. Fucking his face as he eats me out and delivers orgasm after orgasm!

Once I had been satisfied enough for our litle quickie (I never really have enough) we tried to fuck in the backseat, but there just wasn’t too much room. Missionary worked ok, but it was getting hot up in our truck. So, we moved it outside. We have blankets in the back, we utilized one. Spreading the blanket and then myself right under the shade trees - why hadn’t we thought of that before??? My hubby pounding me hard and fast, and me using my fingers to stimulate my clit and hold myself open for him. It was a delectable feeling to be outside, making love, with the sun and breeze hitting our sacred spaces. Yummy.

We end up in doggy style - and I am bucking my hips back against him as he grabs my hair and slaps my ass. *I was wondering where the spanking was!*

‘You dirty little slut, you love me fucking you where the world can see, don’t you,’ he growled into my ear.

Even though I knew no one was around to see us, the thought of it happening was enough to make me cum like crazy. Oh yeah, I came and I came hard. Clenching onto his cock, forcing the cum right out of him. He literally grunted so loud when he came that it scared the geese in the pond behind us! I love it when he moans when he cums, it makes me feel like I did my ‘job.’

We collapsed on the blankets, heaving and sighing. Kissing one another, tasting one another as our juices mingled in our mouths, we were happily satisfied. We knew this was going to be it until we got home - and it was the best.

In the midst of our afterglow, my hubby looked up, then looked at me and whispered oh so gently in my ear,

‘Mikayla, you put on quite a show there, I am sure Marc loved every second of it.’

I was confused, who was Marc? Then I looked up and saw the neighbors 19 year old son sitting on his porch with a big smile and a very noticeable hard-on in his pants! Oh shit! We had forgotten that he didn’t come over with his parents! Oh well, he didn’t seem to mind - but I knew he might tell his parents. My hubby had a little chat with him - and they came to some sort of arrangement where he wouldn’;t tell his parents.

It was still worth it - and had I known Marc was watching, I am sure I would have been even HOTTER - as I am an exhibitionist at heart!

Oh well….so ends our Country sex fest……just one more thing…..a little shout-out

“Hey Marc! Hope you enjoyed the show!” (*giggle*)

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T~N~T (Tits & Teets)

Posted in Vaca with tags blowjobs, g-spot, orgasm, sex, sexy photos, squirting on July 13, 2008 by mikayla1

Hello blogging world! I am officially back from my country vacation! All in all it was a very nice time - very relaxing. I even managed to sneak in a little sex while we were there - HALLELUJAH!!!! My hubby and I were having a little outdoor photo shoot which was getting us both super horny - and then my MIL came out and said she was taking the boys for a while. What? Taking the boys - away??? Sure Ma, take the kids *giggle* we will find “something” to do. *evil grin* We were soooooo ready!

So before I detail the sex, let me show you the pics that lead to it. The first is one my hubby called ‘Tits N Teets (TNT). I found this very clever:

The next one is Melons and Maters (my idea *giggle*) BIG MELONS and small maters….

There are a few more that I will post at a later date. Can’t give it all up at once, ya know. Besides, I want to get to depicting my country-lovin’ sex! After our little outdoor photo shoot (don’t know what it is, but taking nekkid pictures makes me hot) we jumped at the chance to jump into the sack! We had tried to have sex in the barn, but there were snakes (ewwiiiee) and I don’t ‘do’ snakes (not the animal kind anyway). Then our sons were not cooperating at night so we were ready by day 4 to get some fucking done!

We ran into the house and straight to the bathroom to wash up a bit (I am OCD, can’t help it) and when I got to the bedroom my hubby was waiting.

“Get your ass on this bed and show me that pussy,” was the response I got from him.

Not knowing how long we had, we got to it. I stripped except my bra and got on the bed, spreading myself wide for him. He dove right into my snatch and I swear the first lick was so electric I got a shock. I love when my hubby eats me out - I mean LOVE it - and it took me but seconds to cum all over his hand. He wasn’t done with me though - he started working those fingers in and out of my wet pussy, feeling for my G-spot and finding it with no problems. He loves it when I squirt - so he was going for it. I was soooo hot and horny for him and ready to gush. I felt that feeling (gotta pee feeling) and in no time at all I was squirting all over my in-law’s bed! I couldn’t take it anymore and told my hubby I wanted - no NEEDED - to suck his cock! That is how I get when I am super horny. I love to suck cock under any circumstances, but when I am THAT horny and have orgasmed many times, the urge becomes primal, animalistic - it becomes an innate need. I HAD to have him. I jumped up, turned him over and went down on him like a woman possessed. I was possessed- with the need to make him want to fuck me more than he already did.

It was heaven to have his stiffness going down my throat. I could feel my pussy pulsating from the remnants of the orgasm as well as from the excitement of knowing he was going to fill me with his cock at any moment. I pulled out all my best tricks - licking, sucking, fingers, deepthroating….I was having a ball (or two *smiles*) and he was moaning and groaning like crazy. I rimmed his asshole, I sucked the head, I nibbled it up and down. I was completely in control of his cock (and him by extension) and he LOVED IT!

It didn’t take long until he had enough and had to pound me. He pushed me down, hoisted my legs up and over my head (yes I am THAT flexible) and began pounding me with such force that my head was hitting the wall! I was so horny that I was beginning to orgasm without any clitoral attention (which is weird for me) and soon I was squirting on his cock (which makes my hubby mad with desire!) We changed positions to me on top - putting me in control of the pace and depth. He reached up and grabbed my tits hard, attempting to get me to ride him faster. Nuh uh, that was not happening. I was grinding my clit on his pubic arch and it felt delicious and I was not stopping.

“Turn your ass around and ride my cock,” came the orders. I obeyed. Reverse cowgirl is another favorite of mine. I began by slowly sliding down on his cock, then griding back and forth, bringing myself to orgasm after orgasm. My hubby threw me my bullet (the only toy we packed) and I placed it between my pussy lips - ahhhh, heaven with batteries!

I was leaning all the way down, givng him a view of his cock sliding in and out of my slick pussy. I felt a finger going into my pussy with his cock - oh makes me hot thinking about it. Then I felt a finger at my asshole! Oh damn! We didn’t bring anal toys, but that is OK. He lubed up the best he could and just rimmed my ass with his finger. This sent me skyrocketting into more orgasms!

He was ready to cum, so he pulled out and told me to get on my knees. Doggy style…oh yeah baby I was ready! Forcing my face down on the bed and grabbing my hands behind me he began to ride me hard. Hard, Hard, HARDER! I was feeling every inch of him inside me. My bullet was lost underneath me, buzzing away to no avail, but I didn’t need it! He was hitting my ripe and ready G-spot and I was cumming in a hot blaze of wetness. It is amazing how a few days without sex will get you soooooo ready for a good pounding!

I started to feel the telltale signs that my hubby was gonna cum -as his grunts became deeper, more gutteral.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck…you feel…fucking….oh fuck I am gonna cum…..fuuuckkk”

and he did…he filled me with his hot load and I swear it started oozing out of me almost immediately! It was immensely pleasurable and much needed. We literally collapsed in a heap on the sticky, wet, sex and pussy smelling bed and almost passed out! When a need is gratified it makes you sleepy (at least it makes US sleepy).

Somewhere in the back of my brain I knew we had to get up, so I nudged him and made him get me a towel. I was soaked all over with my cum and his - it was a sweet sensation that I had missed. I love to feel it running down my thighs and legs, and hear it hit the water in the toilet. It is recognition for a job well done. His face was wet with my juices, my tits were red from the grabbing, my ass hurt from the slaps he got in while riding me, my hair was a toussled mess and I was feeling GREAT! We were going to have to do this again soon (and we did).

After getting dressed we stripped the bed and went back outside. When my MIL came back she asked what we were doing. We looked at each other and responded, ‘just a little laundry!’ (*giggle*)

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Show Me Your BaJas!

Posted in Vaca with tags vacation on July 8, 2008 by mikayla1

Happy Tuesday Blogging Buds! I come to you from beautiful and VERY hot Missouri (from the Columbia Starbucks in fact!) While I may have complained a bit about coming to Cow Country - now that I am here I am very relaxed and enjoying some much needed down time with my hubby and boys.

I think one of the reasons I dislike travelling to Missouri is the loooonnnggggg drive. It is 7 hours door to door without major stopping - and when you have an 11 month old and a 6 year old that turns easily into 8 hours or more. Stopping to let the little ones out and about takes time. I usually try to find ways to make the time go a little faster and this nice, young man gave me the perfect diversion! As you can see from the picture he has ‘Show Me Your Bajas’ prominently displayed on the back of his boat. Well, I happen to be a gal with some great bajas (if I do say so myself) so why not show em!

With my boys asleep in the back, we pull up next to Baja Boy and I lift my shirt to display my ample Bajas! This poor guy almost drove off the road! I don’t think he was expecting a nice set of 38-Ds to be plastered up against the window! Oh well, it was fun, reminded me of my youth and made my hubby shrink in shame - all the characteristics of a nice diversion!

As we went over the Mississippi river into St. Louis, I was amazed at how high the river was. As I am sure many people know, it has been raining and flooding here. A little more rain and that river is going to take over. Here is a picture of the river practically bursting.

I always get a little scared when we drive over the long bridge - I have a major fear of all things suspension. It is unnatural! A large, concrete and steel structure that has tons of cars driving over it every day that stays UP and doesn’t fall IN to the water! I am sorry, but like airplanes flying it just seems impossible and scares the shit out of me! The sooner we get over that bridge, the happier I am!

This picture was taken from the Missouri side of the bridge, at the welcome center. It is amazing how high the river is, usually you can not even see it very well from there.

This is a picture of what I THINK was a car dealership - completely UNDERWATER! I can not believe the extent of the flooding here. It is amazing to me how one levee breaking can cause so many issues.

Sometimes I take for granted that I live in a place and have a life that is not dependent on farming or agriculture. Lord knows this person is not doing well and all the farmers with the flooded fields aren’t either.

The final picture I am going to share is a view from my in-laws’ back porch. I told you I was comin’ to cowland and this picture surely proves it! I have a few ‘naughty’ pics that will make it on to the next blog post - but I wanted to share a few of my basic pictures. There will be many more postings. Unfortunately, I will have to wait until I get home on Friday, as I am sure my family thinks I got lost on State Road “F—uck, where the hell am I?” Until then….toodles!

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Coitis In Cow Country

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags vacation on July 2, 2008 by mikayla1

Yes, it is time. Time for me to suck it up and go on vacation to my hubby’s hometown in Somewhere-off-any-major-road-Missouri. *sigh* I hate going there. They live on a farm - as in cows - and it smells there. They are 2 miles from the nearest person, 35 miles from the nearest Starbucks, 45 miles from the nearest shopping center (besides Wal-Mart) and 8 hours from my beloved Chicago.

The girls in Missouri are literally barefoot and pregnant - shopping in the Piggly Wiggly. The big news in town is the new ‘Bait Machine’ placed outside Wal-Mart. All the people have 1980 mullets and ratted up bangs and tight perm hairstyles. *sigh* What comes to mind is the movie “My Cousin Vinny.” Yeah, I don’t ‘blend.’

Yes, I am definitely going to be a City Duck out of Bottled Water. Ugghhh.

So why am I going? Well, when you have kids, you have to visit the grandparents - wherever they may reside. Nursing homes, Florida, sanititariums - mine live in po-dunk Missouri in cowpie alley. I will be gone from tomorrow (Thursday) alllllll the way through Saturday the 12th. Ho hum. That is a long trip, but it is a long ride.

What is THE WORST part of my trip? No where to have sex. Oh, sure, we can have quickie shower sex or out in the barn sex - but I am accustomed to loud, wild, don’t-give-a-shit-who-hears sex. It will be hard to have coitis in cow country!

I don’t even know where exactly they live. It is all state roads. State Road G, State Road S, State Road I-don’t know-where-the-fuck-I-am. So, even if I could sneak away, I would be too lost.

Add to all this that there are snakes there. Poisonious, large, evil snakes. So, I can’t even go lay out and read in the sun.

So I will be noticeably absent as the nearest internet hot spot is 35 miles away and computers don’t run on cow dung. However, when I get back I am sure there will be plenty to write about and maybe even a good ole’ welcome home to ME sexcapade to report. We all sacrifice for our children, and I guess it is time for me to do some sacrificing!

Happy 4th of July to all! When you look into the sky seeing those beautiful fireworks, think of poor Mikayla, sitting amongst the cows in Missouri…….

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Pour A Little Sugasm On Me (#138)

Posted in Sugasms with tags Sugasms on July 1, 2008 by mikayla1

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #139? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
You’re going to come for me.
“I imagined her, bound. Wrists behind her back, whimpering.”

Champagne Orgasms
“I cry out, begging for him to stop, begging him not to”

Tie one on
“He slipped his hands under my blouse and teased my nipples and breasts with his strong hands.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
The Look

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Cream
Cunt Sucking. Confession #75
Dirty Girl
The education of Ava
Foot fantasy
Fucking the blonde on the beach-2
Good slave
Homework
lolidoll’s Ass Inspired Poetry - HNT
The picture that launched a thousand…….sperm
Questions and Answers
Spin The Bottle - Part Two
The Tutor
The Wrath Of Eve