wickedbed

Hello Blogging World!  I have surfaced from my funk long enough to depict a totally amazing event.  As much as I detest the idea of being ‘happy’ right now, when I truly feel like the walls are closing in around me, I would be remiss not to detail this very arousing experience….

So, the house next to us has been vacant for a while - at least a year since the old lady who lived there died.  Anyway, with the housing market in Chicago the way it is, the house has been sitting….waiting…beckoning for the ‘right’ owner(s).  We started seeing a bunch of people over there - going in and out, walking around.  Then we saw some contractors come in, siders, roofers.  It has been very busy over there.  THe old lady did nothing to update her house and now it is getting completely renovated. 

All the hustle and bustle has been interesting, but not as interesting as what happened last Thursday.  I was in the backyard with my boys and this moving van pulled up in the backyard.  A very attractive woman got out, looked around then unlocked the door.  The movers began moving things in and out.  Naturally, I was very curious as to whom was moving in exactly.  I wondered if the ‘hot chick’ was moving in.

The movers come and go and about an hour later a nice car pulls up in the driveway.  Another hot girl gets out of the car, and another…and ANOTHER.  I was wondering if our little neighborhood was being invaded by Playboy Bunnies or something.  Well, last night I FINALLY got to meet my new neighbors.  Rachel and Miranda - a very nice couple of girls in their mid 20s.  Apparently, they are ‘friends’ as they did not introduce themselves in any way that would indicate that they were ‘lovers.’

Well….sometimes introductions don’t do people justice I guess because these girls are DEFINITELY LESBIANS!  Oh yeah, they were sunning in the backyard today - in bikinis - and literally lathering themselves up with the suntan oil.  Their yard is surrounded by a privacy fence, as is ours, but the fence in between our yards is a white picket fence, so I can see them, they can see me.  There they are, out in their new backyard garden making out like no tomorrow!  Kissing, fondling, touching….it was hot already but these gals are HAWT!

They stopped long enough to say ‘hey neighbor’ to me…then they thought about it and stopped their affectionate touching.  Rachel got up and came to the fence.  She says, ‘well, I guess you can tell we are a ‘couple’ huh? I hopt it doesn’t offend you.’  I told them that I myself am a bi-sexual woman, but I am also a Mom of two curious boys, so it would probably be best if they reserved the REALLy intimate stuff for when my kids aren’t in the backyard. 

That was no problem for Rachel, as she understood completely.  However, I may have to tell them to pull their blinds because their bedroom window faces my kitchen window and when they went in, they got NEKKID and BUSY in the bedroom!  Damn those girls are hot and what I saw was something right out of Penthouse Forum!  Oh laa laa…I need to go take a shower cause those Girls Next Door have me creaming in my jeans…….