More About Mikayla (75 things)
OK, so my ‘about’ page is pretty standard, and people are asking a whole bunch of questions about me. Who knew I was so interesting??? Anywhoo, I decided to put in a section of 50 things about me…so that the curiousity might be stunted a bit. In random order:
(1) I am a ‘chicken’ vegetarian (I eat only chicken, no red meat)
(2) I have 2 children, boys, one 6, the other 9 months
(3) I still sleep with the night light on - I am truly afraid of ‘ghosts’
(4) I am an English professor for a well-known University
(5) I love dogs, hate cats (sorry cat lovers…)
(6) I can’t sleep beneath the sheets - it freaks out my senses
(7) my favorite color is black, followed closely by blue
(8 ) I went to law school, but dropped out when I was almost done so I wouldn’t be a slave to ‘the man’
(9) I have had my tongue, eyebrow, nose, belly-button and clitoral hood pierced (some are removed)
(10) I have been shaving my pussy bald since 1991 when I lost a bet and had to do it
(11) I used to be a runner, but now due to an injury, can’t run any longer
(12) Fall is my favorite season
(13) I always, ALWAYS wear make-up when I go out anywhere and ALWAYS before I have sex
(14) I am OCD
(15) I am tone deaf
(16) I used to work in a Domination club
(17) I tried stripping once at an amateur contest
(18) I am a sex toy reviewer
(19) I love Indiana Jones movies
(20) I hold a double Master’s Degree (English and Writing)
(21) I only wear silver jewelry (this includes any collars I might wear *smiles*)
(22) I am a Gemini (but don’t believe too heavily in astrology)
(23) I LOVE Corsets
(24) I had a 7 year relationship with a Master in which I lived completely as a sub
(25) I am very good at darts (as in the bullseye and all that)
(26) I love beer (corona with lime)
(27) I am an avid reader
(28) My mother says I am ‘pretentious’
(29) My first job was at a Pizza place
(30) I have been married for almost 12 years to a wonderful man, who is not very dominant all the times, unfortunately for me…
(31) I love asparagus, even though it makes my pee stink (aPEEsagus)
(32) I play my son’s Wii when he is at school
(33) I am very artistic
(34) I wrote my thesis on Magical Realism, anyone know what that is?
(35) I am multi-orgasmic in all senses of the word
(36) I used to have hair down to my ass, now it is shoulder length
(37) I wear glasses
(38) I only drink water (and occassionally a Coke zero)
(39) I am ambidextrous
(40) I like to research big words and throw them out in casual conversation
(41) I once had sex in a Burger King drive through
(42) I am bi-sexual
(43) I love porn - particularly, girl on girl or threesomes
(44) I work out every morning at 6:00 am
(45) I used to dress ‘Gothic’ in High School
(46) I am a natural blonde (yes, everywhere, if there were hair there….)
(47) I am deathly afraid of snakes….all kinds….
(48) I love anal sex
(49) I am a published author
(50) Storms make me horny
(51) I secretely hate thongs, but wear them occassionally for erotic voyeurism purposes
(52) I slept with my security blanket until I had my first son
(53) I masturbate daily
(54) I suffer from migraines, when I was pregnant I had 5 a month minimum
(55) My tits are my favorite ‘asset’
(56) I love watches, I have way too many
(57) I like punk rock AND classical music (and some types in between)
(58) I love spankings….I will be ‘bad’ just to get one
(59) I am a Starbucks junky….Tall, Non-fat, Chai-tea latte no foam…..mmmmm
(60) If I drink Everclear I will black out and not remember a thing
(61) I only drink bottled water (I am a water snob)
(62) I love sex in hot-tubs or whirlpools
(63) I love to fish
(64) The movie Bambi still makes me cry
(65) I once smashed a guy’s headlights when I found out he cheated on me
(66) There is a home-porno out there somewhere, starring me
(67) I hate fish (for dinner)
(68) I have a thing for Vampires
(69) I want to go to Ireland, Germany and London before I die
(70) I am a germ phobe
(71) I once came over a hundred times
(72) I can squirt
(73) I am an insomniac
(74) Cemeteries make me horny
(75) I love slutty shoes (although I can’t wear them much anymore)
mikayla1
May 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I knew I liked you and now I know a few more reasons why! *smiles*
May 15, 2008 at 3:25 pm
So how about you? 75 things for you???
September 9, 2008 at 4:48 pm
U r too good to be true! Realy enjoyed reading about you!
October 3, 2008 at 7:28 am
Wow 75 things about me?? Well I’ll give it a try…1) Of 12 pieces of furniture in my front room 6 are handmade. Most of it is pretty old. Three pieces,two of which are matching desk and end table were made by my Grampa. He was a craftsman. I have 2 matching end tables made by “Tim” that were made with skinned tipi poles of Lodgepole Pine. I traded ($/stuff) for them at a Barter Faire a few years back). Tim makes really cool furniture out of tipi poles. I would have more of it ‘cept for my front room is full. 2) I like old,funky handmade stuff. My latest acquisition is a 3′ tall jewelry chest. I keep my bondage toys in it (leather cuffs,extra chains,swivel snaps,boot polish,collar,etc.) I got it at a garage sale. I saw it-I wanted it-I bought it. Its not so old maybe 10 years or so but it has old style brass hardware and I like it and thats THE MAIN THING!!! 3) I smoke 3 packs of cigs a day. Rez smokes-cheaper than regular store bot. 4) Long b4 the kids were texting I was abbreviating words so I could write faster-so prepare 2 see alot of that here. 5) I have a zillion books. I keep most of them in a China Buffet cabinet my Mom gave me. Its stuffed full. 6) I love knick knacks. But I’m a dude so most are guy things like my brass cases collection: 37MM AT round with projectile (inert)-20MM anti aircraft round-50CAL AP-T-I-rounds (live)- 30.06 AP and tracer and incendiary rounds circa WWII ammo I got from my step dad. Alot of my books are military manuals and “how to” books. A few are “B and B” books. I have some real dandys by an accomplished author and retired “old school” soldier Ragnar Benson. 7) I am part of the gun culture. I like shotguns and 22 rifles. I LOVE MILITARY FIREARMS!!! I once traded a Stihl .038 chainsaw for a WWII Webley .38S$W Mark II revolver with my best pal (another gun nut like me who works for the BNSF Railroad. Later I traded the Webley for a rollaway tool chest combo at yet another Barter Faire.
I used to say “b4 I die I wanna shoot a machine gun”. Now I say b4 I die I wanna shoot a beltfed. 9) I like antiques. I have a black ink drawing of a Liberty Ship of the type my Dad served on in WWII. Its in a nice frame and hanging on the wall above a handmade desk I traded some 22 ammo and road flares for. 10) I used to really LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY!! Right by my Dads picture is a poster sized pic of me standing in a field of wild flowers holding a 9MM MAC-10. On the poster are pics of some of the trucks I’ve had thru the years-small artillery pieces I’ve owned or saw on camping trips-or white canvas tents and tipis (mine or somebody elses’). 11) I like TALL ships. I’ve been aboard the Lady Washington twice. This was a ship built to exact specifications of the original. The original Lady W. sailed from back east somewhere with Capt. Puget commanding to discover what is now Puget Sound. It had at least 4 cannon aboard to defend against “hostile indians”. 12) I am a packrat. My Gramma K was-my Mom is- and I am. 13) I like earth colors. Dark brown-forest green-black-woodland camo. ALL my furniture is dark stained. 13) I am a natural blonde. I have a mustache and goatee. I shave my crotch area. I started doing it when I asked my last gf to shave hers. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander I reckon. 14) I am 1/2 Texan. My Mom was from Texas. 15) I like flags. I have an old 15 star Old Glory on the wall above my head as I write this.I got it at a rondy about 21 years ago. I have one of those “DON’T TREAD ON ME FLAGS”.14) I used to be in the local MOUNTAINMAN club. I went to my 1st rondy in ‘85 or ‘86. In 1987 I got bit by the “mountainman bug”. I bot my 1st breechclout. Went home-closed the curtains-turned up the stereo-got nekid and put on the breechclout. It was scratchy cuz it was made of wool. I felt weird. I also felt cool. Partly cuz I was near naked partly cuz I was starting a new chapter in my life. By 1988 I had the basic rig-canvas wedge tent,fire irons,capote and way cool black wool hat (which I still have). By 1994 I had more MM gear than you could shake a stick at. I got into a bit of trouble w/my club in ‘94. Basically I got 86ed for doing something incredibly stupid while I was drunk. A firearm was involved. A woman whose kids are thieves was involved. This woman who was a BITCH then and most likely is a BITCH now made a big stink. So I got shit canned. The good thing is in 1991 a pal from north Idaho introduced me to barter faires.
October 3, 2008 at 1:41 pm
OK-Looks like I gotta do this in stages. 16) I AM LONGGGGGGG WINDEDDDDD. Ask anyone who knows me well….17) The last time I had sex was January 26th. OF THIS YEAR….thank you very much. With a cute lil CD. He wasn’t passable. On the other hand in bed we were both very passionate. He was incredible. I had never EVER kissed a guy b4 I met “Jackie”. Kissing Jackie was like the 2nd best kiss I ever had in my fuckin’ life. The only bad thing is it was a one nite stand. I would love to see him again…. 17) I LOVE TRUCKS!!! I’ve had 4 cars in my life. ..3 were junkers. I had a ‘71 Pinto that I treated like a truck. Took out the front seat and used it like a firewood hauler. My 1st truck was a stepside pickup. An old Chevy. My last 3 have been Fords. If I had my druthers I would have either an old 1960s Land Rover or a 70s UNIMOG. Unimogs are VERY BADASS. They sit high. They will ford 2.5-3.0 feet of water W/O A FORDING KIT!!! THEY R THE BEST TRUCKS UNLESS U DRIVE A MA DEUCE…18)My favorite colors when we’re talking sex are black-red-white-pink. 19) I love stockings w/garters. 20) Luv those push up bras. The nastier the better. 21) I love kissing. Like when you cum up 4 air and your mouth feels like its all tingly and electric like. I kissed a girl like that when I was 21. It was my first killer kiss. Later with this same gal I started finding out about women and orgasms. 22) I have always been of the mind that it’s best to give a woman at least 3 orgasms b4 I get mine when it is the 1st time you sleep 2gether. Also-spend a full day in bed w/yer woman at least once. It will help 2 keep you out of hot water w/her while u r w/her. 23) I am quite humorous…I crack 1 liners. Don’t know any jokes. I have always had this unkanny knack 4 picking something funny out of a conversation and getting a giggle out of people. 24) If u can get a grrl to laugh u can get her to do about anything. I can and I have. 25) I can cook pretty well. Steaks-spagettii-stews….as long as I don’t have to bake it I am good 2 go. ( I haven’t had a working oven in like 15+years) 26) I don’t know how to make a list like Mikayla did for this deal here with my PC. I sure wish I did know how-it sure wood make it ALL ALOT EASIER 2 READ!!! 27) I like beer. Don’t know nothin from nothin ’bout micro beers and don give a rats ass neither. My fave drink is a screwdriver cuz its EZ 2 make and gits the job done. I also like a good stiff tekillya sunrise. I am not much 4 whisky but have had my share countless times in my youth. 28) Of all the music in the world it is way EZer 4 me 2 say what I don’t like. Dont like jazz-Ooompa music-heavy metal like Judas Priest sucks. My all time CAN’T STAND IT MUSIC….mexikan. Don’t ask me why…if you’re a card carrying “let ‘em all into MY COUNTRY especially the illegals who SNEAK IN” type individual then I can’t talk to you w/o getting mad so stay the fuck away from me. 29) I LIKE TOOLS. I AM A MAINTENANCE MAN. 30) Tho I own guns I do not hunt. I tried it 20+ years ago-didn’t like it. I do like wild meat tho. I’ve had elk-venison-bear-cougar-beaver (pretty greasy…not bad w/alotta gravy,ketchup and 4 or 5 stiff shots in ya 1st.) I’ve also had pheasant and quail. Ya better chew carefull like till you’re sure your mouthfull is clear of birdshot… 31) I like roadtrips. Long ones are my favorite but short ones are good too. 32) Back in 1991 I went to my very 1st Barter Faire. I left the Hog Heaven Mountain Man Rendezvous w/my pal 4 DAYS EARLY… AS I told Paw-”but we can’t leave early…it…its SACRILEDGE!!! Paw is a trader and self employed. He wasn’t making any $$$. So we went to his place,rested up 2 or 3 days and got an early start to the faire. WOW BARTER FAIRE IS (bite my tongue) like even way mo fun than a rondy…any single dudes reading this will appreciate this….there will be a way cute babe cum into yer line of site about every 2.6 seconds. All purtier than the last one! Most are little hippie chicks. YEAH!!! NO BRA!! titties justa bouncin and wigglin like all get out!! PUT ON YER HIPPIE FACE!! 33) I like road trip souvenirs. Not of the typical souvenir shop variety tho. I’ve brot home trinkets like beaded buckskin bags,incense,menus, cafe paper placemats….I even picked up a short lodgepole pine log beside the road somewhere in Montana when I stopped once. 34) I look like a workin’ man. I wear riggin jeans-hickory and flannel shirts. I have 4 pairs of Romeos. I have 6 pairs of boots 4 work and play. If theres snow on the ground I’ve got Sorel type boots. Nothing quite so miserable as working outside when yor feet r cold and wet. Not me-not today. 35) I really like a good vest. My best vest I got at a Gun Show about 4 or 5 years ago. It’s got eleven pockets and is flannel lined. Typically I carry a small LED flashlight-pens-smokes-dog biscuits-lighter/matches and a bit of paper for notes and such. Just last week I found the exact same vest at a sporting goods shop. Now I have a new spare. 36) For drinking glasses I have always used jars. Jars hold more. Once you’re done with whatever was inside just wash and you’re good 2 go.
37) I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
38) I LOVE KONGO BARS
39) It’s great when I learn something new on my computer. Even when it’s by accident.
40) Over the halfway mark. My old place was on a TRUCK ROUTE. My new place (where I have lived over 22 years) is on a TRUCK ROUTE.
41) I can go a week with dirty hands but the second they get sticky I am hunting 4 sum h2o to get off the sticky.
42) I went to a Starbucks once for a cup of coffee. NEVER AGAIN!!!
43) I CAN’T STAND FRENCH ROAST COFFEE.
44) I ONCE FIRED A 44 MAGNUM W/HOT HAND LOADS.ONCE WAS ENUF.
45) A pal let me fire his 1911 Gov’t. .45
46) I once hit my target dead on with a single shot with a 45-70 rifle.
47) I like shelled sunflower seeds.
48) I love anal sex with toys. It’s all been solo ‘cept once my last gf did me. It was 20 minutes of bliss. I was totally worthless afterwards.
49) I was a virgin till I was 21.
50) One of my first jobs was working maintenance for my Dad.
51) I love to be spanked when I’m getting fucked.
52) Once I drank a fifth of whisky without ever getting up. Sortly after that I got up stumbled a short distance and fell down a small cliff. The whisky bottle did not break.
53) When I was a little kid my folks dressed me with suspenders. Shortly after I moved to The Valley in 1975 I started wearing suspenders again. It’s 2008 and I still wear suspenders.
54) I love women dressed in black that look hot.
55) I love any pair of black “cum fuck me boots”. ;p
56) In 1990 or 1991 I won First Place in a Dutch Oven Cooking Contest at the Chumstick Rendezvous.
57) I will NEVER do one of these 75 things about me deals again.:(
58) I love my computer video games. On my first computer I played Delta Force I and II. On PC number 2 I played Medal of Honor Allied Assault,Breakthrough and Spearhead. On my new PC I’ve been playing MOH Airborne. This game as far as I am concerned is less like a game and more like a real mission. It is the ABSOLUTE PRIMIER MOH I’VE PLAYED THUS FAR!!!
59) I smoked maryhootchie in the seventies,the eighties and the nineties.
60) In August I paid off the principal on my house. For years I had been paying extra on the principal whenever I could. Now I own my house.
61) I LOVE WOMEN WITH LONG HAIR!!! Braided-ponytail-twin ponytailed-up in a bun like little Laura Ingalls mom did up hers.
62) About 1 1/2 months ago I had a hot lil redhead Domme slap me openhanded hard across the face 6 or 7 or 8 times. After the first slap I had a raging hardon.
63) When I went to college the first time from ‘75 to ‘78 I went camping in the winter in the snow and liked it.
64) I ate 120 magic mushrooms over a 3 hour period one day about 32 years ago. I hallucinated. I didn’t like it. Cops should not have 12 foot long 6 gauge shotguns. I quit magic mushrooms.
65) If I lived in a Class III state I could legally own a machinegun. If I did I would. It would probably be a 10-22. I like 10-22s. I’ve had 3 or 4 of them.
66) I got my current 25″ color tv with OT pay during the W-I crisis in 2004 where I used to work.
67) When I was a kid growing up I was taught in Church It was wrong to be a homosexual. That was then and this is now. One of my best friends is a lesbian. I am bi and some of the best sex I’ve ever had I was with another guy.
68) I like nautical items. That’s not to be confused with naughtical items.
69) When I was in high school in 1970-1971 I had a 35MM SLR Mamiya-Sekor with all the extras and a complete darkroom outfit. I hid my girly mags in my light sensitive photo paper box.
70) I have never ever bought a new piece of furniture in my life.
71) Diet Pepsi is my first choice for a soft drink.
72) I love the smell of leather.
73) I have never taken a shower or bath with a naked woman.
74) The last traffic accident I was in that was my fault was in 1994.
75) I recycle. My folks got me started when I was a kid really. Dad got some old Army uniforms from an old shipmate. There was an old wool shirt I wore when it was cold. I bought another one many years ago. Most of my tools I got at 2nd hand stores or auctions or garage sales. There’s always mass cool used stuff at Barter Faires. That’s part of why I like going so much. I had never ever had SALSA in my life till I traded a kids sleeping bag I had for 7 quarts and 1 pint of homemade salsa. I was at a very small faire just outside Bonners Ferry Idaho. I got a mess of candles too. I run candle lanterns for light when I’m camping and I use ALOT of candles. Anyways on the way home I stopped to see a lady I knew and gave her a pint. I had also given a jar to Paw b4 he went home. Not until I got home did I try any of this salsa. I couldn’t believe my good luck. This stuff was some of the best food I had ever had in my life!!! Needless to say I got some salsa chips at the store and ate my salsa and chips until the chips were gone. After that I pretty much just ate the salsa right out of the jar. And tho I wish it weren”t true I regret giving away 2 of the jars of homemade salsa. Ya know…I think its time for some salsa and chips rite now…..
October 17, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I love this web site of yours…talking about super sexy…you are a very,very,very super sexy woman…and your very beautiful too!