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Welcome Home Sex….

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 19, 2008 by mikayla1

Have you ever had “welcome home sex?”  You know what I mean, your lover is gone for any length of time, he or she comes home and you fuck like horny little rabbits?  A ‘Welcome Home Fuck’ as it were!  Yep, that is exactly what I did last night….welcomed my man home in style!

Ladies (or gentlemen) if you have a partner who travels on business, is in the military, or you do not live together for any reason whatsoever, it is important - NO, IMPERATIVE - that you always welcome them home with words AND deeds - and by deeds I mean sex!

There are some rules to the ‘welcome home fuck’ - and they are important rules.  Here they are (for those of you interested - the rest of you, well too bad, read em’ anyway!):

Rule #1:  NO QUICKIES!  Welcome home sex is NEVER short and sweet, it is loooonnnngg and erotic. Now, if your man has been gone a loooooonnnnnng, long time - then it might be a quickie for obvious reasons - but then you can just do it again!

Rule#2:  FOREPLAY IS A MUST!  Yep, this is not intercourse only, you have to have the full sexual buffet from the salad to the dessert!  No skimping on this sexual meal!

Rule #3:  EXTRA SPECIAL SOMETHINGS FOR HIM OR HER!  Yep, that is right, when your lover comes back from afar you need to give them extra special attention.  That means, great mind-blowing blowjobs for HIM or long, loving, clitoral licks for HER.  Make it special and take your time to pleasure!

Rule #4:  WEAR SOMETHING SPECIAL! Yeah, I know, ‘it doesn’t stay on that long, why wear it?’  I call BS!  Nothing turns a man on more than seeing his lover with some silky sheer something!  Men, you can buy silky boxers - trust me, your gal will love it.

Rule #5:  NO RULES!  Don’t plan out your sex too much, just go with it and let the heat of the moment overtake you.  Kiss them hard, fondle, touch, caress.  Devour them in sexual foreplay.  Build-it up and build-it up more.  Foreplay until you have no spit left, then fuck them hard like you have been waiting your whole life to do it.

Rule #6:  BE FREAKY! No man or woman wants to come home to ‘plain Jane’ - they want JANE, THE AMAZON TEMPTRESS!  Get your freak on with some anal sex, use some toys, bring ice to the bedroom - change it up and give him or her a super freaky thrill!

So, that about summarizes ‘welcome home sex’ rules.  Let me share how I welcomed my hard-working hubby home.  I made him a nice, home-cooked dinner (men love good food ladies, learn how to cook!) - and after the boys were in bed I slipped into something sexy (black corset, panties) and put on music, lit candles, got a bunch of toys out and a big, glass of ice!

Then I led him by hand to the bedroom.  He protested at first (bathroom break) but I had other plans.  I took down his pants and shirt, took down his boxers and wiped him down lovingly with a washcloth and warm water.  All clean and time to get dirty.  Long kisses, hard pinches, caresses and tugs - led to a long, long blowjob where I skillfully (yes, I have skilllzzz) brought him to the brink and back until finally letting him cum in my mouth.

Then, we moved on to foreplay where he got to watch (and help) me play with some of my favorite toys.  Getting hard again was no problem, but he moved on to oral sex for me and then a seductive 69.  I pulled ice from the jar for this killer BJ, sending shivers up his spine and through his cock.  When he was getting close I put him on his back and got out his favorite prostate massager (yes, my HETERO man loves anal play - deal with it!)  This is where it got good.  Once in and he was starting to feel the sensations of HIS orgasm cumming, I got on top of him with the massager still in and rode him until he screamed my name in pleasure and intensity!

Now THAT is the way to welcome your man home ladies!  Never forget the importance of the ‘welcome home fuck!’

 

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Quickie Stop At Semen Station…

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 16, 2008 by mikayla1

When life takes you by storm, when do you fit in sex?  Truly, it seems like my life is on super, hyper overdrive and I just have to find time for EVERYTHING - including sex!  I have always prided myself on finding time to fuck - no matter what - but lately…..well, lately the realization of two kids, 3 jobs, a husband who travels, soccer, T-ball, working out, cooking, cleaning…..you get the picture - LIFE!

So my hubby is getting ready to leave on a short business trip and I HAD to make time to send him off in style.  We have had sex as usual the last few days, but last night I was just super busy.  I know, my own advice:  nothing is more important than making time for you lover - I still agree with that - but it is becomming harder for me to give HOURS to sex!  Let’s face it, 5:30 am comes early, ya know!

So, last night my hubby was packing, I was grading papers and answering questions on TooTImid when I looked over at him and thought, ‘here we are, together, doing things that can WAIT until tomorrow or later tonight, what am I doing???’ I asked him, ‘honey, how much longer until you are ready for bed (wink wink).  He replies, ‘I have a lot of reports to print, have to finish packing, have email to answer…..’ 

Hmmmm, well sex was not sounding like it was gonna happen.  However, I do not like sending my man off without something to remember me by!  So, I put a plan in my head, and I went to get ready.

First, I got all ‘cleaned and freshened’ - cause no man likes a stinky woman (hey, admit it girls, life makes you sweat, sweat makes you stink in places that SHOULD smell GOOD).  I put on a nice, sheer nightie, put my hair up, lit some candles, got out the lube (if needed) and lay on the bed.  I brought out my favorite dual action, fluffed up my pillows and began to play.

SIDE NOTE:  This is not uncommon for me or for us.  I often take time to play with my favorite toys, or review a new one, so if my hubby hears the not so silent “Bzzzzinnng” in the bedroom, he often doesn’t pay attention, unless he wants to play.

So, I racked up a few Os and then called to my lovee.  “Dear, wanna come in here a minute,” I called in my best, sexiest voice. 

He came to the bedroom post haste, looked at me, smiled and said, ‘oh dear, we can do it - how can I refuse - but I really have work to do!’

I reply, ‘I wasn’t looking for a marathon honey, just a quickie stop at Semen Station!”

With that my hubby came to the bed, I sat up, undid his shirt buttons, trouser buttons and released his already hard cock.  I began to lick and suck on his cock until he was nice and hard, then I motioned for him to come on the bed.  Taking his cock in my hand I stroked him slowly and softly, as he put his fingers to my pussy finger banging me to a nice orgasm.  Then I guided him on top of me.  He entered me swiftly, with one, fluid motion.  Pounding me harder and harder, getting close to orgasm quickly.  I arched my back, getting my clitoris right against his pubic bone and in seconds I was clenching on his cock and literally milked the cum right out of him! 

He stayed inside me until he was limp, gave me a tender kiss, said, “thanks for the quickie honey, it was great” - and went to clean up.  Now THAT is the way to send my hubby off on a business trip!  With fond memories of a hot pussy and a quick fuck!

You might not always have time for a full night of foreplay and sex, but everyone has time for a Quickie stop at Semen Station….

 

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