Yes, it is true…I have a masturbation fascination! I am a firm believer in ’self preservation by arousal and climax.’ Hey, I am not the only one here…Oprah’s persobal Gyne says ‘masturbation will give you a longer, happier, healthier life!’ Not that I like Oprah, or don’t like Oprah, actually I plead the fifth on Oprah - but her Gyne is famous, hence why I brought it up. My point - MASTURBATION IS GOOOOOOD!
I have been masturbating a long, long time….since I discovered the wonderful attributes of my bathroom tub faucet. How can women NOT know about this? Seriously, didn’t we all do the ‘pillow hump’ and hover under the faucet? Back in my day there were not budget massaging waterheads - the faucet was the apparatus to use. Now I have a very expensive water massager on my shower - not just for masturbation but also for those aching muscles (from masturbation)! No, I am kidding, they really are a good investment - for all purposes! 
I still remember my first sex toy….I went into a costume shop that had sex toys in a ’special’ ADULT ONLY room in the back. I snuck in (I was a bad, bad girl) and it was if a bright light shown down from Heaven into this little, tiny black room and right to this smooth, purple vibrator! As I stared at this beautiful piece of orgasm-rendering equipment, I heard a voice looming from above me - a ‘godlike’ voice - leading me, guiding me, inspiring me….NO, wait…that wasn’t it….the voice actually was of the clerk who was saying to me through a speaker “YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO GO IN THE ADULT ROOM!” CRAP..no bothers, I had my friend go back and get it for me the next day and I was soon on my way to orgasms galore! Fond memories, fond, fond memories……
Where was I? Oh yeah, so I have a self-proclaimed and self-sustained masturbation fascination. This is what led me to all sites sex related AND to the site that I now “work” for as a sex toy reviewer. It is a sweet job, seriously. Free sample toys galore! Gotta love the perks! The best perk is my sex life - it has never been hotter with my hubby or with myself. Sex toys are such an enhancement.
I was told once that my life is like a kinky fairytale….really….I guess that is why I am here blogging about my ever so glamorous life. This is just a little peak into what it is like to be me….oh how exciting!
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