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Hey Baby, can I borrow some SUGAR???

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , on September 19, 2008 by mikayla1

So, I may have mentioned that my new neigbors are a super hawt Lesbian couple (don’t know why I capitalize that) and they are really, really nice.  It has been interesting adjusting to having them there - kind of like a window to what could have been in my life.   I am a TOTALLY bi-sexual woman (I love women, everything about women and I had a longstanding relationship with a woman once) so…..when I see the two of them in their yard, coming and going, kissing, walking their dog holding hands, I can’t help but think……it COULD have been me with Mia (my ex girlfriend) living there.

Then, the reality hits me…I am MARRIED to a a MAN and I am happy!  Not only that, but I have two gorgeous children.  I am a ’suburban soccer MOMMY’ - wow…never would have seen my life going that way 16 years ago.  Oh well, our lives take different paths and God only knows if it is the right path but…..I think mine was for sure.

Anyhooooooo, my neighbors are pretty scarce, I barely see them.  However, this afternoon my doorbell rings and I go to answer it.  There is Miranda in a very, very, very short pair of cut-off shorts and a tank top holding a measuring cup.  She says, ‘Hi Neighbor, can I borrow some sugar???’

I stood there…literally staring at this poor woman.  Mind you, I am NOT wearing anything glamorous.  I have spaghetti-Os on my shirt from feeding my little one (or rather, helping him to feed himself), and I look like hell.  So I say, ‘oh sure, come on it’ - as if it isn’t bothering me that I look like shit and my hot lesbian neighbor is in my house.

She tells me that Rachel’s birthday is today and she was making her a surprise cake.  She apparently forgot sugar for the homemade frosting. While I go dig her up some powdered sugar, she plays with my little guy - all the while talking about how cute he is, how they want to have kids some day, how right now it is all about just ‘being together’ and someday they want kids.  Man, there was opportunity for discussion there….

She was in a hurry trying to get things finished for the surprise, so no time to talk - BUT she did invite me over for the party - but I had…of all things….a night soccer game.  Bummer, no hot lesbians for me.  However, I did assure her that I had plenty of sugar, if she ever wanted to come and borrow some more….

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The Girls Next Door…

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , on August 23, 2008 by mikayla1

Hello Blogging World!  I have surfaced from my funk long enough to depict a totally amazing event.  As much as I detest the idea of being ‘happy’ right now, when I truly feel like the walls are closing in around me, I would be remiss not to detail this very arousing experience….

So, the house next to us has been vacant for a while - at least a year since the old lady who lived there died.  Anyway, with the housing market in Chicago the way it is, the house has been sitting….waiting…beckoning for the ‘right’ owner(s).  We started seeing a bunch of people over there - going in and out, walking around.  Then we saw some contractors come in, siders, roofers.  It has been very busy over there.  THe old lady did nothing to update her house and now it is getting completely renovated. 

All the hustle and bustle has been interesting, but not as interesting as what happened last Thursday.  I was in the backyard with my boys and this moving van pulled up in the backyard.  A very attractive woman got out, looked around then unlocked the door.  The movers began moving things in and out.  Naturally, I was very curious as to whom was moving in exactly.  I wondered if the ‘hot chick’ was moving in.

The movers come and go and about an hour later a nice car pulls up in the driveway.  Another hot girl gets out of the car, and another…and ANOTHER.  I was wondering if our little neighborhood was being invaded by Playboy Bunnies or something.  Well, last night I FINALLY got to meet my new neighbors.  Rachel and Miranda - a very nice couple of girls in their mid 20s.  Apparently, they are ‘friends’ as they did not introduce themselves in any way that would indicate that they were ‘lovers.’

Well….sometimes introductions don’t do people justice I guess because these girls are DEFINITELY LESBIANS!  Oh yeah, they were sunning in the backyard today - in bikinis - and literally lathering themselves up with the suntan oil.  Their yard is surrounded by a privacy fence, as is ours, but the fence in between our yards is a white picket fence, so I can see them, they can see me.  There they are, out in their new backyard garden making out like no tomorrow!  Kissing, fondling, touching….it was hot already but these gals are HAWT!

They stopped long enough to say ‘hey neighbor’ to me…then they thought about it and stopped their affectionate touching.  Rachel got up and came to the fence.  She says, ‘well, I guess you can tell we are a ‘couple’ huh? I hopt it doesn’t offend you.’  I told them that I myself am a bi-sexual woman, but I am also a Mom of two curious boys, so it would probably be best if they reserved the REALLy intimate stuff for when my kids aren’t in the backyard. 

That was no problem for Rachel, as she understood completely.  However, I may have to tell them to pull their blinds because their bedroom window faces my kitchen window and when they went in, they got NEKKID and BUSY in the bedroom!  Damn those girls are hot and what I saw was something right out of Penthouse Forum!  Oh laa laa…I need to go take a shower cause those Girls Next Door have me creaming in my jeans…….

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