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Too Busy For Sex? Blame Bush

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , on June 12, 2008 by mikayla1

 

OK, so I am sure my regular readers have noticed that I have not posted since Monday.  Why?  Well, I am busier than a Bee and don’t want to work anymore!  Oh sure, I know everyone HAS to work, and my job with TooTimid is fun, my teaching job - also fun.  However, picking up the slack while my hubby works 60-80 hours a WEEK and watching my nephew while my bro does the same is exhausting! 

You may be asking yourself, ‘your title mentions being too busy for sex, is that true?’  Well, yeah, sort of.  I mean, we usually try to have some sort of sex every day. Quickies, oral fests, masturbation nights, sex toy review nights, etc.  However, when my man leaves the house at 7:30 am and returns at 7:00 pm, it just isn’t gonna happen.  Such has been our fate the last few nights.

Oh, I have had solo time - I HAVE to have some relaxation somewhere.  Also, I gave him a blowjob the other morning to start his day with a smile.  As for SEX - all naked, foreplay, toys, fun fucking…nope, haven’t had the time.  This discourages me, frankly, because I ALWAYS make time for sex.  I always believed that sex was a stress reliever and necessary for a harmonious life.  Well, I still believe that, but my hubby’s penis doesn’t.  When he gets THIS tired, and he gets THIS stressed - what happens?  The little (OK, GIGANTIC) bugger won’t go up -not even when I say PllllEEEaaaasssee!  That makes both of us upset.

Who do I blame for this catastrophe of epic sexual proportions?  George W. Bush, of course!  He had so damaged our economy and has not done a damn thing except sent us a 1800 check - that he is the reason my sex life has been put on the back burner.  With companies restructuring, someone has to take the extra slack at the job.  This is what happened to my hubby.  They fired 3 people (thank the LORD it wasn’t him) and he has to pick up THEIR slack.  This means, more travel, more hours, more responsibility - without MORE pay!  ugggh.  George W has fucked us all up good.

At least the weekend is coming and I have a fantastic weekend of SEX and relaxation and SEX and resting and SEX and food planned.  I will get my hubby to unwind if it kills me!  We have a party and we are gonna drink, eat and then come home and FUCK and their ain’t a darn thing GWB can do about it!

We should truck on my fellow sexers - continue to be intimate in the face of the bad economy.  As I already pointed out, SEX IS FREE! 

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Sex Is Free

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , on May 27, 2008 by mikayla1

 

Happy Tuesday night blogging world!  Hope everyone had a fantastic holiday weekend!  We got together with some of our friends for a BBQ and drinks.  As always happens with friends and alcohol, the topic of sex came up (among other things).  Big surprise.  There were two separate conversations going on at the same time. 

The guys:  the economy, the election, money issues, sports. 

The girls:  sex, desires, orgasms, sex.

What do these two conversations have in common?  Don’t see any relevance in the two of them?  I do.  As I overheard the guys talking about money issues, I suggested this to my gal pals.  SEX IS FREE!  Of course, some sex related things cost some money (lube, condoms, birth control or sex toys) and some people DO pay for sex, but basically, sex is a free activity. 

So, in this rotten economy, when movies cost $10 bucks just to get in, cable prices are rising, dinner for two costs $100 bucks with drinks - what CAN you do for free?  Fuck of course!  Geessh!  Sometimes I am so smart I amaze myself (just kidding)

So, I told my gal pals to skip the expensive dinners, the high-priced movies and drinks at the bar and stay home and entertain!  I am not at all suggesting that you should NEVER go out and do couple things - of course everyone needs time away - but if you are really trying to buckle down, UNbuckle him.  Sex is a great stress relieving activity, it can help you sleep, and the more sex you have, the more you want.  So, if you are finding little comfort in everyday pleasures, consider the sexual pleasures!

I am not sure about all of you, but worrying about finances SUCKS.  I am fortunate that I do not have tremendous money ills, but what I do have is a keen awareness that I need to not spend frivilously.  Conservation is the best way to prepare for the worsening economy.  Therefore, I simply suggest that sex can make things a little better.  Since it is an activity that is almost all consuming, having sex can make your thoughts go away from money and more toward life and happiness.  Since it is a free activity, you can engage with no guilt whatsoever!  Sex is a free pleasure in a world where ‘FREE’ comes little or not at all!

I will say that the guys seemed to agree with me and jumped on the SIF bandwagon instantly!  “yeah girls, we can do our part for the economy by fucking at home instead of going OUT!  Now what had I done?  Did I just put it in the minds of my guy buds that they never had to take their wives or girlfriends out for a nice night but just had to have sex instead?  Ugggh.  Clarification needed, I explain to my eager beaver friends that my only point was that sex is a great way to increase intimacy and be together without spending loads of cash!  That does NOT mean that you cancel that trip to the museum or opera that your sweetie wanted - it just means that we should all do our part to help save money and resources and SEX is a great way to do it!

I am sure that this is not a total revelation to most people.  I am confident that many have already begun to engage in more cost-aware activities.  The point was not only to save money, but also to point out that having more sex makes us happier - and when the economy is bad, who is happy?  I have one friend who is nearing bankruptcy, she is about to loose her house, she can barely buy groceries and when she went to her doctor and unloaded all these stresses on her he suggested an anti-depressant.  When he was going over the side affects of the drug, loss of libido was a big possibility.  She told him, ‘no thanks.’  He said, ‘but you said you were depressed, felt lathargic, didn’t know what to do, etc.’   She responded, ‘listen doc, sex is the only good thing I got going these days, and I am not gonna give it up!’

How true is that?  So ladies and gents, if you are finding money is a bigger issue nowadays, if you are stressed and worried - then just have more sex.  Afterall, sex is FREE!

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