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B.J. Honeycunt….

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 13, 2008 by mikayla1

So last night my lovee and I were sitting watching some television.  We LOVE old reruns of M*A*S*H - and luckily on our satellite network we can record many of these episodes.  There were were, cuddling on the couch watching some good, old M*A*S*H episodes, teasing each other with quick touches and nipple pinches - my hubby running his hands beneath my pajama bottoms to get quick tastes of the wetness between my legs.  Finally, my hubby whispers in my ear, “baby, I want to taste your honey, can we go to bed?”

Can we go to bed?  Hell yes we can go to bed!  I jumped up, went to the bathroom (cause you know I like to brush and ‘clean’ before sex if I have the time), then met him in the bedroom as he was already nekkid.

SIDE NOTE:  In my world, Nekkid refers to being totally without clothing in preparation for a sexual encounter.

So, there he was nekkid and waiting on the bed.  I went up to the side of the bed, removed my pajama top (to reveal to him what I consider to be VERY ample, perky, full,natural breasts AND my best asset) and then watched in amazement as his penis came instantly to attention.  I seductively crawled up his body and lowered myself onto him for a nice, long, passionate kiss!  He swiftly turned me over and began to remove my pajama bottoms in one, swift, fluid motion.  Diving into my already wet and waiting pussy and delivering me orgasm after orgasm after orgasm!  (*sigh*)  Whispering to me every so often, “baby, I love your honey cunt!”

I then proceeded to go down on him like the good lover that I am - getting him riled up and hot with my tongue and a new toy that we had to test (see TOY O’ THe Day (Saturday) later) - I was teasing him, getting him so riled up that he was a puppet under my control.  I masterfully pulled the erotic strings of his desire, placing him in the center between postponement and explosion - making him choose between exploding in my mouth or inside of me!

Pressed with the choice, he rolled me off him (which was not easy to do with the power grip I had on his dick) and plunged deep into me with a long ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ escaping from his mouth. Pounding with the fervor of a man in need, our bodies melding together, smushing of wet body parts and sweaty hands we came together (like we always do) in a heated moment of extreme sexual NEED.   

Changing positions to doggy style, I groaned as my G-spot was titilated by his rock hard manhood - rubbing me into orgasmic bliss once again and producing (with just a quick flick of my clit with a mini-vibe) a gush of fluid that soaked his legs AND our sheets.  Pounding, pounding, pounding he went - faster and faster until it was almost undistinguishable where I ended and he began.  Finally, I feel him bury himself deep into me as he reaches and grabs my head back and forces an oddly erotic backbend and I feel his hot cum spurt into me at hypersonic speed…….we are sated and collapse in a happy, sweatly heap on the bed with him still inside me…..then the whisper of “I love you” - followed by, “wanna go watch some more M*A*S*H?” 

 

 

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Cunnilingual….

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , , , on April 12, 2008 by mikayla1

Last night’s super sex fest was premised by an awesome oral extravaganza!  I love oral sex - LOVE with a CAPITAL ‘L.’  Love to give it, love to recieve it. LOVE IT!

Have I mentioned that I love oral sex???

I think that in many bedrooms in America (and probably in the world as a whole) that oral sex is a lost art.  Yes, I said it, an ‘art!’  If you have given or recieved oral sex then you know that there are definitely different levels of oral lovin’ - FANTASTIC, good and BAAAADDD. 

Let us begin with defining BAD oral sex, here are some examples:

GIRL:  licking the shaft of his penis like a sucker, barely touching him, refusing to even TRY to deepthroat, and then giving up before he cums.  BAD, BAD, BAaaaadddd.

BOY:  barely getting your tongue in there, not using fingers, not knowing where the clit is -BAAaaaaadddd!

Now, you can step up from bad to good if you put a little gusto into your work, act like you enjoy it, use your fingers, tongue, toys - vary your technique a bit.  That puts you firmly into the realm of ‘Good.’  To advance from GOOD to FANTASTIC take a little bit of practice and a lot of dedication to your partner’s pleasure.  Here are examples of FANTASTIC oral lovin’ (feel free to take notes:)

GIRL:  teasing his cock with your fingers first, then your mouth. Licking up and down his shaft, and paying attention to his boys (for you gals not in the know, these are his BALLS), LOOK into his eyes as you take his strong manhood into your mouth - give him the look of lust - then deepthroat him alllllll the way into your throat, then vary your technique with fingers and mouth, making sure he is completely taken care of, then when he is about to blow, look at him and slowly take him out of your mouth and say, “give my your hot cum baby” - and deepthroat for the swallow…..enthusiasm ladies, will get you diamonds and pearls (of all kinds)

BOY:  Treat her pussy like it is the most beautiful and amazing thing in the world.  Use your fingers first, slowly tease her lips (the lower ones boys), pull them a little, run your finger up and down between her hopefully wet slit, avoid her clit until you know she is getting wet and ready.  Then, slowly and purposefully, rub her clit (or give her pussy a little slap) and then stop and go back to the tease.  Then, slowly lower yourself down to her, looking up at her as you let out a nice, long, “mmmmmmmmm baby” and then begin to lick and suck her.  Open her legs wide, make her clit taught under your skillful tongue.  Vary your attention between tongue and finger.  Lick her clit, finger her clit - use a slow motion to cover her in attentive nether kisses.  Then, when she is bucking her hips and moaning in pleasure, go in for the G-spot with your fingers (more on that later) and hold her down as she orgasms wildly and covers your face with her love juices! 

That, is FANTASTIC oral sex!  People that deliver those types of performances definitely know the ‘art’ of oral!  Whether a man or a woman, if you can deliver oral sex this good, you are in total control of your partner!

So, as I was saying, I think that oral sex is a lost art in most bedrooms - in fact, I think that oral sex is lacking in general in most bedrooms.  Why?  WHY oh WHY would you not want to worship the essence of what is your partner?  Basic sensuality and sexuality is exhibiited during oral sex.  If you are not having oral sex - you should be!

So, back to MY oral fest from last night.  My hubby and I were having at it - I had just delivered him a top-notch blowjob and it was myturn.  I layed down, spread my legs and he went to work delivering his magic touches, his luscious licks, tremendous pussy thumps - I was totally in his power!  He went in for the G-Spot and in seconds - under his masterful touch - I was gushing like a horny geiser all over our bed.  It was heavenly.  My husband is DEFINITELY CUNNILIGUAL!  

 

 

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Have a WICKED WEEKEND

Posted in Ponderings.... with tags , , , , , , , , on April 11, 2008 by mikayla1

So here we are, Friday night and the weekend is officially beginning!  What am I gonna do?  Well, I have a few Miller Chills waiting for me in the refrigerator.  I am gonna warm up with those, go take a long, hot bath, put on some music, perfume, sexy lingerie and totally seduce my hubby!  Hey, we have to have a follow up to last nights fantastic fornication!

It is true…I am a sex addict. 

MY NAME IS MIKAYLA AND I AM A SEX ADDICT

There are worse things to be addicted to - Miller Chills for example.  Sex is not a bad thing to want and to crave - at least I don’t find it a problem.  It keeps me limber and young (ish).  I think sex should be more important to more married couples.  Do you know that after being married for 5 years the average time for sex is 20 minutes, with intercourse (that is when the penis is actually IN the vagina) only lasting 5 minutes!  Shaaaaa, like right!

It is true.  We married people are letting the single ones beat us in the sex department.  Remember when you were single and sex lasted for hours?  When every, single drop of sweat, semen and ejaculate (as in FEMALE ejaculate) was drained from your body?  When your body ached, your face hurt, you had that ‘just rode a horse all night’ feeling the next morning?  YEAH, now THAT is some good, old fashioned SEX.

I think we need to get back on our horses, we need to reclaim that hotness that we once had.  Why not?  What is the difference between US and THEM?  A piece of paper binding our financials together for eternity and giving our children a common name?  HELL NO!  We don’t need to take this standing up!  LIE DOWN and give your single counterparts a run for their money!  Have sex the way you did when you were 20!  Like you did before you had kids, a mortgage, car payment and a 6:00 am wake-up call for work.  Have sex like you mean it people!

That is what I am gonna do.  Reclaim my sexy self once again and have sex TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!!!!!

I leave it all up to you….are you with me?  Are you gonna just sit on your couch watching Ghost Whispereror are you gonna call out to GOD himself in ecstasy  as you ORGASM like you haven’t in years?  That’s right married people - let us be louder than every single couple on the planet - let us show them that we are NOT dead just MARRIED! 

Let us all have a WICKED WEEKEND!

 

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