Good Morning Blogging World! I am chipper and happy and just glad to be meeting another day! Last night I had FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC sex with my hubby! I can not believe that after 12 years it is as hot as it has ever been. Now, keep in mind that we went through a down cycle or two, but basically, it has been HOT, HOT, HOT!
One thing that made is extra special and ‘carefree’ is that he got the call that he is ’sperm free!’ Oh yeah baby, no birth control for us! I tell ya, the vasectomy idea was the best one I have had in a while. We have 2 goregous boys and we felt like we were done - plus, let’s face it, I am 36 years old here, who am I kidding???? I am not gonna be some 45 year old with a toddler - no way.
So, we discuss: major surgery for me, anesthesis, risks, complications ORRRRRR a 15 minute procedure with little to no pain or discomfort. Oh yeah, snip, snip baby it was ON!
SIDE NOTE: for you men who are saying, ‘no frickin way’ - let me just say this: he got Xxanax for the anxiety, he got to have his balls shaved, the nurse was gorgeous, he got 90 Vicodin for his ‘pain’ after the vasectomy (and didn’t need any but one) and he now can have sex whenever he wants without fear of pregnancy! Plus, the vasectomy has made him horny! So, before YOU say ‘No’ think about that!
So, back to the sex. So last night was the first time that he had the all-clear. 3 months or 25 ejaculations from the time of the vasectomy is normally the rule. He had WAYYY over 25 ejaculations (cause I help with that 
) - but it had just been 3 months. Condoms are OK (and people, if you are having sex and do not feel confident with your partner OR do not want to get preggo USE CONDOMS! I am a safety girl - and I always suggest people have SAFE SEX!
My boy was ON FIRE last night! We had oral, fingering, bondage, playful spanking, vaginal, blowjobs, toys, lubes - OH MY! It was a marathon session and I got banged harder than I have in a long, long time! Whoo! SO this morning I was on the eliptical, doing my 30 minutes, listening to my Ipod and on comes “Sexy Back” (yes, I listen to Justin Timberlake - it is great to work out to -don’t be a hater) - and as my sore ass worked out all I could think was - oh yeah baby, you brought SEXY BACK!
Everyone should have those nights. You know the ones to which I refer. The reminiscent days of our carefree youth, when we would stay up having sex until 3 am just to get up at 6 am. The days of rough banging, sore thighs, cramped jaws. The days when sex was URGENT, have-to-have-it, can’t get enough, do it every night sort of sex! The days of sweaty bodies, no worries about ‘fat’ or ’stretch marks’ - kissing until your mouth is sore sex!!!! Oh yeah, that is what I am talking about…..(damn, I need a cigarette and I do not smoke!)
Yes Baby, last night you definitely SEXED ME UP!!!
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